Michael Payne

I have a B of S in B.S. and a Masters in the Obvious. There should be a sarcasm font.

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@RKinSD @davidhogg111 @FightingForDem7 What’s an assault weapon? And what assault weapon can the common citizen buy?
BTW- pistols and knives are also developed for war.

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@UNGeneva @antonioguterres We can do this. We made it through the pending ice age in the 70s, the acid rain of the 80s, and the hole in the ozone in the 90s. We are strong and can do it.

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@SYIndependent @ckmoore101 @catturd2 How did we avoid the ice age in the 70s, or the acid rain in the 80s, or the ozone hole in the 90s?

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@joncoopertweets Even if this was true, tweeting it makes you like like a freaking idiot.

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@RonFilipkowski Maybe pushing, promoting, etc. an ideology that supports child mutilation is a bad thing and we should be happy if they fail.

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@GregCasar So you took an early lunch and had a late dinner. I’m surprised you were able to make it. So brave!

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@mmpadellan You’re not paying attention then, or just seeing what you want to see.

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@capeandcowell I guess Blondie didn’t really want me to call her.

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@tedlieu @elonmusk So it could still be the cause. Just close your eyes and trust the government on this because you did so well during the whole thing in the first place. Right?

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@PawlowskiMario @elonmusk @TheChiefNerd Well, since no one you know has had any problems that clears it up for the rest of the world.

Thanks for your astounding insight.

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@XerifiedNobody @LibertyLockPod @brad_polumbo @Liz_Wheeler This was from The Guardian in October 2021.

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@XerifiedNobody @LibertyLockPod @brad_polumbo @Liz_Wheeler There were a lot of things regarding COVID that weren’t right, but that didn’t stop people from making stupid decisions and mandates.

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@JPeso81 @Keefer1958 @TomLasby @brotherjones_ Guess we should be more thoughtful about taking pictures with our cars then also.

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@VP Doesn’t our history include guns? So you’re okay diminishing that part?

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@HillaryClinton Thank the sun and thank the summer.

Maybe we should have allowed that ice age happen that everyone was so concerned about in the 70s.

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@XerifiedNobody @LibertyLockPod @brad_polumbo @Liz_Wheeler Some high schools were requiring it, so you can’t say no one.

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@robreiner I prefer a constitutional republic over the geriatric dementia patient we have now who thinks he is above the law.

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@davidhogg111 So you have a boner for the NRA?

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@POTUS So then maybe start trying to do that.

[Michael Payne @Damage_Inc_71]

@_dustyleigh @CoreofApathy @LawCrimeNetwork So… not a man. A woman pretending to be a man.