some people call me Anne

I have anxiety. I go to therapy. #EMDRgang I'm a Scorpio. I have a cat. I'm probably a witch. I will flirt with your gf. This is my emotional support void.

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

It's infuriating that we have to crowdfund to save people from the bombs and weapons our government paid for with our tax dollars.

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

@GovBillLee Why are my tax dollars being spent on Texas instead of Tennessee?

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

We all know when "Stop, you're losing me" was written. When tf was "Labyrinth" written?

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

Now I have a million questions on why that ended up on my fyp and how I picked up he's making videos of doing what she told him to do and posting it as wholesome social media content as part of their kink.

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

I'm very sick so I've been scrolling my Tik Tok fyp. I found this dude that cooks and talks so calmly so I was all I could listen to this forever. But then I was all wait-this seems like a service kink so I researched his girlfriend and found out she's a dominatrix so I'm right

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

Fuck this. There is no way we should be bombing Yemen right now. Fuck Joe Biden.for this bullshit.

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

Hey, my buddy got cast in a Netflix show. It looks like a dumb show, but I'll resubscribe a month or something to watch him anyway.

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

The guy on Tik Tok that left tails tacos and Starbucks out trying to find a mom for his dog is an abusive jerk.

What a great rabbit hole of horror I found myself down at 6:30 this morning.

He's ex ex-wife has a group chat to support the women he's been terrible to.

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

If you've never been forced to watch a group of 14 year old boys play basketball against your will, you are missing out on a live rendition of David and Goliath.

Puberty is wild.

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

Your mom's favorite holiday being Christmas is all fun and magic until she dies from COVID and now Christmas trees make you cry.

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

Today is a dumpster fire and I wanna go home.

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

Alright astro-girlie pops,
The astrological weather says that Dec. 9-10 is really good for manifesting.

I need you all to manifest a permanent ceasefire in Israel and Palestine and some U.S. politicians that aren't fucking cowards.

Manifest that shit.

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

@GeneMeyerLOL Every time they go on stage with a guitar I have to stop myself from audibly saying oh no.

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

Matt Rife is a Virgo man. His moon is in Aries. His Mars is in Scorpio.

His mercury is in Libra. His Venus is in Virgo.

He doesn't believe in astrology, but astrology already knew that he would be this way.

He is so much like his big six, it's impressive.

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

@ComedyOfZack I broke out the good bourbon and laughed my ass off.

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

This would feel a lot funnier if it wasn't true. The PSLF program better work this time or I'm changing to a life of crime instead of working for nonprofits so I can pay off these stupid loans. I wanted to be a teacher and help people. What a dummy I was to wanna help others.

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

The government still hasn't processed my student loan paperwork so I spent an hour ending my monthly charitable contributions today.

Sorry, veterans, children, and animals, I can't afford to help you and pay the government 5.58% interest for the next 8 years.

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

Lol, this convo

Women are legally dead after 35 in Hollywood.

Well...happy to be dead.

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

No one ever tells you how expensive it is being a hand of the king.

I'm running around taking lunches and coffees this week with people like I still work in politics.

[some people call me Anne @DameAstraea]

@usedgov my SAVE application has been in review since August. How long is that thing going to be in review? I was doing SAVE to consolidate my loans and apply for PSLF and I can't move forward on that application until the SAVE one is done.