JDamian Anastasio

Actor/Bartender/ASL/flyingtrapeze

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@BindzBrain Like I need one

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@BindzBrain 😬

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@OfficialKat Hahahaha

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@OfficialKat Temperpedic for your back.

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@Tyler_Alexis_ You’re inspiring.

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Got up at 8, ready for a nap at 9. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #SorryNotSorry #mydayinla

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@Jasonsweet22 Haha

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So there is a word for when we want food: hungry. There is a word for when we need liquid: thirsty. There is a word for when we want sex: horny. Well, what’s the word when we have to take a shit? #mydayinla #SorryNotSorry

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@AtwoodMagazine @harvellessm @TunesTumblers This was so much fun. Thanks guys!!

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The thing about the freeway in CT is that the rush hour bumper to bumper traffic is goin 80 mph. #mydayinCT #Sorrynotsorry

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@katwinder OMG I’m so sorry

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I can’t believe Ben & Jerry’s claims one of their containers is 3 servings. I feel personally attacked. #mydayinla #SorryNotSorry #moredessert

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I don’t know about the rest of you, but I miss when I lost in Words With Friends I got the message “You Lose.”
#mydayinla #sorrynotsorry

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Nothing makes a Friday night like finding a Star Trek movie you somehow have never seen. #mydayinla #StarTrek #nerdalert

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And just like that : summer #MyDayInLA #sorrynotsorry

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To me, being an adult means I buy new socks once a year. #MyDayInLA #SorryNotSorry

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@BindzBrain These pretzels are making me thirsty.

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People who drive at or below the speed limit in the far left lane should be arrested and held without bail. #mydayinla #sorrynotsorry

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I hate people who leave clothes in the dryer after the dryer is done. For fucks sake, set an alarm and go pick that shit up. #mydayinla #sorrynotsorry #gofuckyourself

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@Jasonsweet22 Not sure where you were but you got robbed.

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I had a dream that I went out drinking with friends and my bill was over $1985. It was so real when I woke up this morning I had to logon and check my AMEX account to see if I spent $2000 drinking. It’s possible #dreamsarescary #NIGHTMARE #mydayinla #sorrynotsorry