On a scale of 1-10 how dumb are you?
Me: My friend said he had gone for recce and my stupid ass thought Reiki and asked him if he's okay and that I'm glad he's seeking help for whatever it is.
I want pani puri.
From a street vendor.
Coupled with the anxiety of the next puri reaching your plate while there's already one in your hand and one in your mouth.
I want pani puri and panic.