Zombie CYE

I'm always either asstalking, or talking about D's ass (tm ImogenPH)

[Zombie CYE @Dammit_David]

@CityPowerJhb Dear @Eskom_SA , you don't get the increase you want, so you immediately retaliate against the whole of SA by with stage 3 loadshedding. #ForShame

[Zombie CYE @Dammit_David]

Hi @MWEBTweets you're automated customer care system isn't working properly. Doesn't send the OTP, then keeps me hanging on forever to speak to an agent, then just ends the call. Is this what you call service???

[Zombie CYE @Dammit_David]

@vumatel I'm trying to get my fibre activated. Your technician told me it would happen today and I would get an email from Vumatel with the VN so my ISP can do the final steps , but no email .

[Zombie CYE @Dammit_David]

Hey @vumatel why is there no one to answer your phone after 4 pm on a Friday??? Your advertised hours are 8 am to 5 pm Mondays to Fridays. Are your agents sneaking off without regard for customers? Terrible service!!!!

[Zombie CYE @Dammit_David]

@CityPowerJhb Any ETR on the Florida Glen repairs? It's been hours since your last update

[Zombie CYE @Dammit_David]

@MagsDuv @CityPowerJhb Yes, can we please have ETR?

[Zombie CYE @Dammit_David]

Hey @vumatel , don't tell me to leave name and number for a callback - and then cut me off before I can do so 😡

[Zombie CYE @Dammit_David]

Shoutout to Elvis from @TrackerSA who was patient, courteous and did everything he could to help me today

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Until the 12th century, noon meant 3 p.m.

[Zombie CYE @Dammit_David]

Some cats would argue that obeying a human's commands is a sign of not having *any* brain cells ...

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Found the orange cat that's hogging all the orange cat brain cells

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

On this Labor Day, let us remember that it wasn’t the CEOs and billionaires who saved us during COVID-19. It was the janitors, nurses, cleaning crews, grocery and food workers with their hard, often invisible labor.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The horror of being warned that the person you're about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”

[Zombie CYE @Dammit_David]

Thanks all. Everything seems to be going smoothly so far, and I'm really starting to get into this 'living in the moment' thing 😁

[Zombie CYE @Dammit_David]

1) Retire ✅
2) Sell house ✅
3) Find new place
4) Move to new place
5) Relax

[Zombie CYE @Dammit_David]

@broadwaybabyto fReeDoM, amirite

[Zombie CYE @Dammit_David]

Wait, what. Don't tell me, he was of the 'pregnancy softens the brains' obgyn persuasion

[bonky @shesbonky]

At 37yo I got surprise pregnant (AFTER my husband's vasectomy) with my 5th child.

I was scheduled to have a c-section so at my 28 wk appt I asked to have my tubes tied immediately after the birth.

My obgyn refused, saying I was too far along in my pregnancy to make that call.

[Zombie CYE @Dammit_David]

@Miss_Grimmer I used to do Christmas Eve with one set, Christmas day with the other, then rotate the next year. Is that a possibility?

[Zombie CYE @Dammit_David]

"Pro-choice" does not mean that you're pro-abortion. It means that you're pro *choice*. You know choice, that thing right-wing libertarians keep banging on about?

By contrast, being "pro-life" does not mean you're pro-life. It means that you're anti-choice.

[Zombie CYE @Dammit_David]

@VoxTalk2Us @VoxTelecom I still can't, because I'm not a verified user.

[Zombie CYE @Dammit_David]

Hi @VoxTelecom Your have acknowledged my service request VOX25148447 but there has been absolutely no follow up so far. Your automated call centre does not give me the option to follow up on this. Is this what you call customer service? #VoxTelecom #Pathetic

[Zombie CYE @Dammit_David]

@NEMOCookFan @thedavidcook You misspelled 'definitely'