Damn Clemens

I am words, but not interesting ones. don't worry, you didn't see them. noone saw them. the words.

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This wasn’t in the training manual! @TBrownABC7 @valwarnertv and I go OFF THE RAILS when I discovered the TV is a touch screen while on-air on @ABC7Chicago 😂

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@AshaRangappa_ 👋

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@TheTomGeorge @KITV4 Or... OR... and hear me out here... or they could fix the fucking DPP. Give it two years to see if they'd permit it.

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@mcantieri We don't all have so many emoticons in our name to calm us during financial calamity. 🦄🦊🐱🦍🐶🦁🐕‍🦺🦍

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@natsechobbyist Damn, Satan is weird where she from. Babies make men marry everywhere else.

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@SumoLuna Please use poopouri.

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@NikkiGlaser Getting jiggy with it just became gangsta rap.

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@XSwapProtocol Lfg!

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@slender_sherbet Control Z (nope)
Fuzz roll beans (a thousand x yes)

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@peterpham Taking vaguely, slightly inconvenient measures to show and have consideration for others is not really the worst thing, but go off bro.

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@MoneyTraderBlog Is... is it normal to pair a beer with tomato juice and vodka? Asking for my hangover.

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@elonmusk Damn, I wish I was smart enough to give a shit about what this might mean.

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@engineers_feed Extracting water from air.

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Damn. It sucks for all of us, being smarter than the rest of us.

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You know what's valuable about this cultural divide, and these endless debates between idiots that outsmart the experts?

Shit. Me neither.

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@AshaRangappa_ What tf is yacht rock?

And does that question make me old?

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@Neoavatara 💯

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@RadioFreeTom Good song. Your songs are better though.