Machete don't tweet

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@Dummythicc_Dork ... or earmuffs. Just saying.

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@LindseyGrahamSC I can't believe you don't just come out and say you take 🍆 up the 🫏. But here we are.

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@GOP_is_Gutless @elonmusk @TRobinsonNewEra Literally none of those people hold government office.

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@realDonaldTrump Look at him.
Jacking off 2 imaginary penises again.
I'll bet he imagines one of them is Obama's.

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@SaltyGoat17 Try it.

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@RealJamesWoods Guess you have plenty of time to tweet now that you have no acting gigs.

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@baddies_gallery They fine and all... but where this at? Place looks amazing.

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@RealJamesWoods You really are one to talk, huh?

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@RealJamesWoods

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@MayraFlores4TX @Fgalez4f ¿Quién creo que soy? A real ass American.

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@MayraFlores4TX @Fgalez4f A Real American. Born and raised.

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@GuyRCosta1 @TheOnlyEsta Land.
Doesn't.
Vote!

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@MayraFlores4TX @Fgalez4f Then act like it! Real Americans think for themselves. Real Americans are inclusive. Real Americans are inclusive. Real Americans vote on the issues, not on the party.

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@AlixG_2 Ok. So release the Epstein files. Expose everyone.

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@Montrose_4 Exist.

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@motherindica420 I just want your toes....

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@thedaywar90 Exist.

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@raissabellini All. Tongue, fingers, and dick.

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@MissBNasty To this!

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@MissBNasty Went from this...