Brandi 🦚

a fine girl

[Brandi 🦚 @Damnit_Brandi]

you are more likely to be changed by a bad job than you are to change a bad job.

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

What’s your favorite career advice you’ve ever received?

Mine is “Do your job to the best of your abilities, but always put *your* priorities over your employer’s. Don’t sacrifice for an organization that won’t sacrifice for you.”

[Brandi 🦚 @Damnit_Brandi]

“I’m going to the Louvre, does anyone want anything?”

[Bipolar Barbie ❤️‍🔥 @tonedeafandh0t]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew hating Taylor Swift was rooted in misogyny and every day I’m proven right

[Is Mitch McConnell Dead Yet? @IsMitchDeadYet]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Pittsburgh we laugh we cried I became a furry I love this city so much

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

TAYLOR AND TRAVIS ARE MARRIED!

[🏃🏻‍♀️ @bagelaureate]

5-4 decision for something written and enumerated plainly by the Constitution of the United States

[Brandi 🦚 @Damnit_Brandi]

Not only did I win my fantasy hockey league but I also won our cup bracket. I love being a woman in STEM

[Brandi 🦚 @Damnit_Brandi]

@mattlindner They said they are playing a full set. I bet they got it extended.

[Brandi 🦚 @Damnit_Brandi]

@hollanovsy I read the tags and description and I was still upset.

[Brandi 🦚 @Damnit_Brandi]

This was one of the best @cubs games I’ve ever been to and I got to sing Go Cub Go IRL for the first time.

[Michelle_BYoung @michelle_byoung]

Seeing how the Bezos are ruining the whole vibe of The Met Gala makes me appreciate WHY Mrs Astor made it her mission to keep the riff raff out in The Gilded Age 🤷🏾‍♀️😂

[Brandi 🦚 @Damnit_Brandi]

@chibibinch What happened to looking something up when you didn’t know what it was?!?!?

[Brandi 🦚 @Damnit_Brandi]

This on average a 45min-hour and a half flight. Most of these flights don’t give you anything already.

[Avgeek Jan @Avgeek_Jan]

🔴 @Delta is cutting in-flight service on 450 daily flights starting May 19, and frequent flyers are NOT happy about it.
From that date, any flight under 350 miles in economy will get zero service. Nothing. Not even water. That covers a lot of routes people fly every single week for work.
The old system had an express service on flights of 251 to 499 miles, which was coffee, tea, or water. That is now gone entirely for shorter hops.
Now, to be fair, there is a flip side. Around 600 daily flights in the 350 to 499 mile range are actually getting upgraded from express to full beverage service. So more people overall will get a proper drink cart. First class keeps full service across the board regardless of distance.
#Delta #DeltaAirLines #Aviation

[Brandi 🦚 @Damnit_Brandi]

I'm so sick of overtime hockey.

[deer @doeincrisis]

got hit by another car.

[Brandi 🦚 @Damnit_Brandi]

@ramit I'd say $1,500, but put it in a savings account and not pay the mortgage with it. That way, if you end up getting married, you have a nice nest egg saved, but if you break up, she has money to start over.

[Brandi 🦚 @Damnit_Brandi]

Last year, while at a @Cubs game, they showed a photo of @pcarmstrongmlb on the scoreboard with the @ViennaBeef logo underneath. I thought they were naming him Vienna Beef Player of the Game... Now we only refer to him as Hot Dog Man!

[Brandi 🦚 @Damnit_Brandi]

I would REALLY, REALLY appreciate it if recruiters would stop sending me Entry Level Marketing jobs at AbbVie.

[Brandi 🦚 @Damnit_Brandi]

@appleofursai

[Brandi 🦚 @Damnit_Brandi]

Y'all... I just found out Lori Lightfoot is teaching a graduate-level class in CUPPA this fall.