Damon Breckheimer

Retired Army

[Damon Breckheimer @DamonBreck]

@peoples_unicorn @justagu71135181

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@TheBuddyCSM 600 days left on Active Duty. 👀

After that you become a Soldier for Life. 😜

Retirement pay is a retainer. 😳
You will always be subject to recall. 😉

You will get older. 😎
Don’t get fat. 🫃
Don’t get weak. 💪

[Damon Breckheimer @DamonBreck]

Damn, this is too real. 😂😂🥴

[TimOnPoint @TimOnPoint]

The GWOT Memorial should be a 24/7, 365 days a year KBR DFAC run by Filipino and Pakistani indentured servants and serving and endless supply of boiled eggs, ice cream, metrx, ripits, and piss bottles… I mean Gatorade.

Out front there should be a weapons clearing barrel for visiting JOs to shoot into, and a handwashing station that nobody uses.

It should be surrounded by t-walls and feature maximum dust production (mud if it rains), and have an open burn pit slightly upwind.

Over the entrance, a single solemn sentence, “They will greet us as liberators.”

It should cost a trillion dollars.

[Damon Breckheimer @DamonBreck]

@infantrydort @AmanitaFugax Every Warfighter who ever had the opportunity to do PT with the Secretary of War will remember it for the rest of their lives, they will tell the story.

I got to do PT once with SMA Tilley, and I still remember it.

It matters, IYKYK.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Everyone attending my funeral will be given one of these.

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@SuperSisi Duke Nukem 3D…

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@BallerToy1327 Yep, I had the white one.

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@toybroreviews Are these “Champion Class” kits better than the regular ones? Bigger? More detailed?

I picked up the basic Vader, Stormtrooper, Han, and Luke at Walmart. These kits are awesome!

[Damon Breckheimer @DamonBreck]

@JoshStrifeHayes

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@kmcnam1

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@SallyMayweather

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@MikeBales My sister. 😂

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@Chieftain_armor One of my former Soldiers has a SecDef coin.

The Honorable Rumsfeld awarded it to him for getting blown up in Iraq. Do not recommend. 👀

[Damon Breckheimer @DamonBreck]

@usawtfm AEGDECoE 👀

DECoE for short. 😂

[Damon Breckheimer @DamonBreck]

@Asst_to_the_RM One of my Soldiers was a former cook who reclassified into our MOS. He ended up dropping his packet, got selected for Warrant and retired a CW4.

When I redeployed from Afghanistan in 2008, my family was in OH, so he came out to welcome me back.

[Damon Breckheimer @DamonBreck]

@dveese Prices are out of control, that’s why I walked away.

$20 for a 3.75 inch figure is insane, $30 for a 6 inch figure is also too steep. I’ve bought a grand total of four SW figures from Hasbro in the last 10 years. Sad.

This from a guy who spent $1,000 on the Lego Death Star. 🤷‍♂️

[Damon Breckheimer @DamonBreck]

@lgmbricks Lego price anchoring, this will eventually hit sale prices for about $160 would be my guess.

Which is about what the actual price should be, ~1,500 pieces with a few Minifigs.

Let’s just hope they don’t do a GWP for launch. 🥴

[Damon Breckheimer @DamonBreck]

@80s_channel I can picture Michael Keaton in the middle of filming Batman looking at Tim Burton and asking “Can I keep the suit?”

[Damon Breckheimer @DamonBreck]

@FigureFanZero At $20 a pop they usually are. 😂😂🥴

[Damon Breckheimer @DamonBreck]

@nickshirleyy @marklevinshow 😂😂😂 Boomers 😂😂😂

This is legitimately my favorite timeline.