Jess Clark

Writer of true things, culture seeker, human observer, world wanderer.

[Tracie Thoms @traciethoms]

In all the 80s movies I loved, I took solace in knowing that the bullies would eventually lose in the end. The boys who lied and cheated and threw rocks at the girls would lose before the credits rolled. This morning…I feel lied to. I’m fighting that feeling…but I’m failing.

[. @LakerFan1234000]

now that Trump might become president again.

- Palestinians will no longer exist.
- Ukraine will be taken over by Russia (Russia will attempt to move further into Europe).
- We will be paying 3k more per year because of Trumps tarrifs.
- Our taxes will stay the same, but don’t worry because Elon Musk will see his taxes go down!
- Women will no longer have access to healthcare.
- Mass deportation of both illegal and legal immigrants (terrible for economy).
- 6 Trillions will be added to the debt compared to Harris who was only going to add 2 trillion.

anddddd the leader of our country is a sexual abuser, pedophile, rapist, racist, who tried to overthrow our government.

really good job guys 🫶

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

I opened my first restaurant Jaleo in 1993. A few years later, an arena opened and the @WashWizards & @Capitals became our neighbors. Washington DC accepted them with open arms…just like it accepted me. I hope these teams & @MSE can stay in the city that’s shown so much support.

[Jess Clark @DamselInDisJESS]

Flying international flights is really the only reason I stay up to date with any movies

[Jess Clark @DamselInDisJESS]

Thank you @falloutboy for another amazing concert!

[Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus @DrTedros]

.@WHO congratulates #Benin and #Mali for eliminating #trachoma as a public health problem. These huge successes bring us a step closer towards the elimination target! Efforts must continue as trachoma remains endemic in 23 countries in @WHOAFRO. https://t.co/KLG9n34Rd9

[Jess Clark @DamselInDisJESS]

When you lose your phone on a roller coaster at @SixFlagsDC and they sell it to China

[Jess Clark @DamselInDisJESS]

Who needs a work bonus when you won $41 in scratch off tickets your aunt gave you for Christmas

[Jess Clark @DamselInDisJESS]

@KAMboozled_60 I thought I did so well last night, and he still figured it out and then hid

[Jess Clark @DamselInDisJESS]

My dad on a call with me, “Most girls your age would be going to a party and putting on heels, but you’re putting on flippers. I always knew my daughter was unique.”

[Jess Clark @DamselInDisJESS]

For an introvert, I sure talk a lot in awkward situations

[Jess Clark @DamselInDisJESS]

@CheesyVelveeta I got a box of Mac and bean instead of Mac and cheese, you good?

[Jess Clark @DamselInDisJESS]

It personally feels unfair that I could watch the office and friends on Netflix in Benin and then when returning to America it just disappears

[The Woman King @WomanKingMovie]

Bow down to the most exceptional female warrior to ever live. See #TheWomanKing rise exclusively in movie theaters September 16.

[Jess Clark @DamselInDisJESS]

@netflix Lol at everyone thinking this is about Stranger Things

[Jess Clark @DamselInDisJESS]

Normalize not talking to coworkers when you see them on public transport

[Jess Clark @DamselInDisJESS]

The new @wmata metro fare gates are really fancy and all, but being able to see the person in front of me's card balance of >$200 is really making me feel insecure about my remaining $7.50.