Russian Tortoise

Twitter lurking with a dash of fed posting.

[Russian Tortoise @Dan46n2]

Shocking to hear of the passing of Kyle Bush. Wasn't my guy but was fun to root against. I was lucky enough to see his 200th win in person and his win in the final race at Autoclub speedway. RIP Rowdy.

[Russian Tortoise @Dan46n2]

@LearnToToad Hey @AOC
While we're waiting on Medicare for all, can this nigga get some titties? You'd be saving a life.

[Russian Tortoise @Dan46n2]

@sanskarstine Dude, you're Indian. That baby's life is worth more than your entire country.

[Russian Tortoise @Dan46n2]

@AuronMacintyre But you see Auron, we've always been at war with Euras... Iran.

[Russian Tortoise @Dan46n2]

@DrWendyJackson @Rightanglenews If I ran a restaurant, nothing would make me happier than black people boycotting it.

[Russian Tortoise @Dan46n2]

@JohnCornyn Virtue signaling to people that hate you. Typical L from Con Inc.

[Russian Tortoise @Dan46n2]

@TLEPaz Heavy cream in my coffee every day and cheese on pretty much everything else. Made a protein shake a few nights ago. Used almond milk but said to myself, "fuck pride month" and added about half a cup of cream to that too.

[Russian Tortoise @Dan46n2]

Nigerian account.

[girlsay. @_GirlSay]

this is one of the best arguments I've heard on this so far tbh

[Russian Tortoise @Dan46n2]

@HunterBiden @LearnToToad Have you heard the legend of Toad of the Tower Gang?

[Russian Tortoise @Dan46n2]

No way, lol!
Is this the butterfly's wing flap that resurrects Tower Gang?

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@LearnToToad Agreed Toad!

[Russian Tortoise @Dan46n2]

How sweet, gay Jews defending each other's honor during pride month.

[Piers Morgan Uncensored @PiersUncensored]

"It's official, Dave Rubin is the dumbest man in right-wing media..."

Piers Morgan invites Will Chamberlain to take on the Jubilee contributors who ruined Rubin...

Just dropped! 👇

📺 https://t.co/8BXyAHSugR

@piersmorgan | @willchamberlain | @onehandpolitics

[Russian Tortoise @Dan46n2]

@LearnToToad Just post nudes.

[Russian Tortoise @Dan46n2]

Makes sense. NY is full of sub and anti-humans. They don't deserve to be called mothers.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

New York passes legislation to replace the word “mother” with “gestating parent” in some contexts, per NYP.

[Russian Tortoise @Dan46n2]

@GOP__Ls Ross, and the J6ers getting their freedom is a massive win for Trump you whiny bitches.

[Russian Tortoise @Dan46n2]

The party of ZOG?

[Jesse Watters @JesseBWatters]

🚨 BREAKING: CONGRESS JUST VOTED TO END THE IRAN WAR 🚨

FOUR REPUBLICANS BETRAYED THE PARTY.

[Joshua Smith from Break The Cycle @JoshuaAtLarge]

Over the last several months, a lot of people have asked me about my campaign for the United States Senate in Iowa. I've been relatively quiet about it, and I think it's time to be honest about what happened.

The truth is simple: we never really got off the ground.

There was a lot of excitement early on. Many people were fired up about the possibility of a grassroots campaign, and I am grateful to every person who offered support, encouragement, and their time. But enthusiasm alone doesn't build a winning campaign. Looking back, I did not build the team that was needed to be successful. I should have been better prepared, better organized, and moving at a much larger scale as critical deadlines approached.

When Congresswoman Ashley Hinson entered the race and immediately secured President Trump's endorsement, the political landscape changed dramatically. As support consolidated around her campaign, many people who had expressed interest moved on. Invitations to speak slowed down, petition signatures became harder to gather, and the momentum we needed simply never materialized.

At the same time, my family was navigating major changes in our personal lives that demanded my attention and commitment. When I looked at everything honestly, it became clear that the campaign was not where it needed to be to move forward.

I take full responsibility for that.

To everyone who believed in this effort and felt disappointed by how it ended, I am sorry. You deserved a stronger campaign, and that's on me.

But this is not the end of the story.

Many months ago, I made the decision that if I was going to run for the United States Senate, I was going to do it the right way. That is why I am officially announcing that I am beginning preparations for a serious campaign for the United States Senate in 2028. Grassley is 92 years old, out of touch, and leaving his options open for 2028.

By then, Iowa will once again have the opportunity to choose its future. For too long, career politicians and powerful interests have dominated Washington while everyday Americans have watched their voices become less important. I believe Iowa is ready for leaders who understand the struggles of working families, small business owners, farmers, veterans, and everyday citizens because they have lived those experiences themselves.

This campaign will not be built overnight. It will not be built by consultants, special interests, or foreign influence. It will be built by Iowans and US supporters. 

Over the next two years, we will focus on building the organization, the volunteer network, and the grassroots movement necessary to compete and win. We will travel across the state, listen to communities that have been ignored, and bring together people who believe our government should answer to the American people—not wealthy donors, lobbyists, or outside interests.

This is our opportunity to send a message to Washington: Iowa belongs to Iowans.

If you supported us before, I hope you'll stand with us again. If you've never been involved in politics, now is the time to get involved. Join us early. Help us build something real. Help us create a campaign that cannot be ignored.

The road to 2028 starts today.

And together, we're going to make sure the voices of Iowa are heard loud and clear in Washington, D.C.

— Joshua Smith
Candidate for U.S. Senate
Iowa, 2028

[Russian Tortoise @Dan46n2]

@AuronMacintyre Star Wars names complaining about not getting enough handouts from productive Americans need to be deported to a galaxy far, far away.

[Russian Tortoise @Dan46n2]

@LearnToToad @realDonaldTrump
Mr. President, it's not too late to save America's 250th celebration. The citizenry needs this.

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

@1neutral11 I hope they get one.. what will happen? Nothing..

[Russian Tortoise @Dan46n2]

It's not enough to be against illegal immigration, you must be anti-immigrant.

[House Democrats @HouseDemocrats]

Last year, Republicans gave ICE $140 billion.

Now, Republicans want to give ICE $70 billion more.

Your taxpayer dollars are funding an out-of-control mass deportation machine.

[Russian Tortoise @Dan46n2]

It would seem that the LP has returned to its radical messaging. I'm sure this will wake up the masses any day now.

[Libertarian Party @LPNational]

Stop voting for evil.

Vote Libertarian.