The man boob's have gone
The belly is hiding behind newly forming abs
The bingo wings are turning into biceps
And im getting a arse a actual arse im no longer the tubby stoner chav big mac in one hand spliff in the other. what the fuck this is madness
Bags packed
Fluffy boys pet sitter arrived
Passport checked
Time for a little nap π΄
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