Dan Bichener

Putting cats amongst pigeons since 1981

[Dan Bichener @DanBichener]

@fuseenergy I’ve been trying to speak to someone regarding an unrequested supplier switch that is now due to take place in two days. Can someone in the service team contact me please?

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@SweetieS0phie No fires or rioting so far thankfully

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@KingsleyOw7913 No riots so far thankfully

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@goodwoodrevival hi, I need some info on the event but can’t find any contact info on the website - can you point me in the right direction please?

[Dan Bichener @DanBichener]

@SkyHelpTeam hi, just tried to DM you but your automated system is terrible, can someone help me with an account query please?

[Dan Bichener @DanBichener]

@Morrisons Cheers Mark

[Dan Bichener @DanBichener]

@Morrisons you guys should review your substitutions criteria - this is useless for making moussaka

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

Not sure about this vaccine.
On one side there's world renowned virologists, medical experts & Noble prize winning scientists saying it's an amazing breakthrough but on the other side Steve from Milton Keynes says he's seen I Am Legend & this is how a zombie apocalypse starts.

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Cat Deeley says if you ever start scrolling through her iPod looking for a Snow Patrol song, she’ll save you the bother - there are none on there and there never will be

[cluedont @cluedont]

Robbie Williams releasing a covid Christmas song reminds me of that time I tried to cheer everyone up with some wasps.

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Rochelle Humes tells Marvin off for looking at his phone when he’s supposed to be playing with the kids.

He says he was dealing with an urgent work matter but she says he was clearly watching a compilation of Frank Lampard’s best goals

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Emma Bunton says if you’re scared of spiders you should definitely avoid the movie ‘Arachnophobia’, unless you like being scared in which case you’ll love it

[Dan Bichener @DanBichener]

First time I’ve seen this - 10 on 10

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

[Sheena @sarky_sheena]

Thankfully for me, my New Years resolution was to stay inside, develop a drinking problem and wear more masks.

[Elaine Paige @elaine_paige]

“Don't cry for me Rishi Sunak,
The truth is it was your sump pump,
I’ve cleared the vent stack
And fixed the power flush
I kept my promise
Now pay my invoice”
#retraining #Retrain #retrainforrishi

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

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Jessie J confirms staff at her abattoir are made to pay for their own PPE.

“Profits always come first for Jessie J!” she told reporters

[Dan Bichener @DanBichener]

@rachelwaxinglyr Looks like a render, the tyres give it away

[Dan Bichener @DanBichener]

@le_sooga Haha. Sublime targeting

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@MrCraigWard Just think how many tiny cans of fizzy you could get in a bin liner 🤩