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[Dan @DanBlasi]

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[Pete Guelli @PeteGuelli]

Ready for a special night at Highmark Stadium!

Who needs 2 great seats for our home opener on Thursday Night Football?! 🦬

[Dion Dawkins @DDawkins66]

#BillsMafia I need your help 😳Hit the RT to cast your vote and bump me up to 1st place to support Dion’s Dreamers ⛄️

#WPMOYChallenge @DDawkins66

[Dan @DanBlasi]

@Sam_Rosati #2 for diversification

[tanner 🧢 @that]

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[Michael Girdley @girdley]

I’ll be tweeting learnings from today’s Berkshire annual meeting.

Thread…

[Dan @DanBlasi]

“Ok team, now let’s just go with the standard QWERTY keyboard here to search our awesome Spectrum OnDemand app.”
“No no no, check this out. Let’s put the whole alphabet in one single-file row!”
“PURE GENIUS!”

[Aaron Levie @levie]

Sometimes we don’t quite process that billions of people on the planet get unlimited entertainment, voice and video calling, maps, restaurant reviews, weather, news, an encyclopedia, mail, messaging, and more for *free* just because 1-2% of us click an ad every now and then.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

**BREAKING** The Winklevoss Twins have renamed their crypto trading platform

[Munro & Associates @MunroAssociates]

Sandy's Rant: Tesla AI Day + NHTSA & Congress | Munro & Associates, Inc. https://t.co/ouNSRcJnOs

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

AFC EAST CHAMPIONS. #BillsMafia

[Ben Carlson @awealthofcs]

I love GQ

You could either have:

(a) enough $$$ for a down pmt on a home

or

(b) this monstrosity of an outfit w/boots that look like the dinosaur in Jurassic Park that kills Newman

[YardsPerPass @YardsPerPass]

The greatest face covering of all time

[Col. Doug Hurley @Astro_Doug]

I stayed up late last night to spend some time looking out the window. It was a beautiful day to see the Great Lakes and my childhood home in upstate New York.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Basic Cosmology:

In the Multiverse, there could exist one Universe where everything @FoxNews reports is true, and a different Universe where everything @MSNBC reports is true. But there is no Universe in which everything they both report is true.

[Bob Duffy @BobDuffyROC]

Thank you @hickeyfreeman
Their great employees have already produced over 10K protective masks for our frontline healthcare heroes!
@RochesterChambr is proud to have you as a member.

[Jeffrey Gundlach @TruthGundlach]

I don’t think government bailouts of over leveraged companies that got over leveraged via share buybacks at all-time highs, enriching executives and hedge fund investors, will sit well with the American people.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

During Italy's quarantine, tenor and opera singer Maurizio Marchini wanted to give people hope and joy.

So he went to his balcony and serenaded the entire town of Florence.

The song is "Nobody Shall Sleep." and ends with “with the dawn, I will win.”

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

Jerry is annoyed his girlfriend only washes her hands the length of the Kit Kat jingle

George accuses a co-worker with allergies of having “corona cough”

Elaine wants to break up with her boyfriend but he’s quarantined

Kramer starts making his own hand sanitizer in his bathtub

[Barry Ritholtz @Ritholtz]

Shouldn’t a slow down caused by a panic over a virus require more of a fiscal then monetary response?

Are people canceling conferences and not going to Disneyland because rates are too high?