Dan

[Dan @DanChambers89]

@RidePATCO No 2:10 train at collingswood 😡. Late to work. Why put out a schedule?

[Dan @DanChambers89]

@BurgerKing your stratford nj store just told me they had no burger meat ummmm what?!

[vile_mennis @vile_mennis]

You aren’t allowed on the bandwagon. Fuck outta here, skippy.

[Dan @DanChambers89]

First time on twitter in 3 months: @Wendys ur haddon township location couldn't give me a frosty tonight. That is unacflippinceptable if i wanted to be told an ice cream machine wasnt working I'd go to @McDonalds #notyouWendy #heartache #halfvanillahalfchocolatewhollydevastated

[Victoria🌻 @victoriawilson_]

SHOULD KIDS BE TAUGHT ABOUT MENTAL HEALTH IN SCHOOL?

RT for yes
Like for no

Proving a point

[Atlanta Falcons @AtlantaFalcons]

RT to wish a happy birthday to @Mo_12_Sanu!

We hope this year is full of TDs and #BeanTalk.

#InBrotherhood

[Dan @DanChambers89]

I got a text from this girl I used to see, saying that she chose some other guy with whom she like to be, with, look I apologize but that message fucked me up and I would skeet skeet every girl after replying best of luck to ya #sameOldsong #changes @asvpxrocky #bigMistake

[Andy Behrens @andybehrens]

Reminder that Mohamed Sanu is the greatest passer in NFL history (among players with six or more attempts):

6-for-6, 228 yards, 3 TDs, 0 INTs, 38.0 Y/A, 158.3 rating 🐐 🐐 🐐

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

Obama banned all corporate contributions in 2008. Now Tom Perez, his past appointee, proposes that the DNC should take money from fossil fuel execs, & it passes. How possibly can this be our response to 2016 & the voter anger at the donor & lobbyist class? https://t.co/VGYgxMpaet

[Dan @DanChambers89]

High Socks cuz mosquitoes won't leave my ankles alone #dicks #whyareyouhere #ele #snitches

[Darren Dreger @DarrenDreger]

I had plans. A very productive Sunday was all mapped out. Haven’t moved from my couch in almost 4 hrs.

[Dan @DanChambers89]

From now on when I meet a girl within the first few minutes I need to ask, "Are you a leo?" Cuz they are too prideful to deal with anymore, Good Lord. #lawdy #sameoldsong #thingsandstuffsuck

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Im so glad Mike Francesa found twiter

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

Facts!🙌💯

[Billy Madison @Billyy_Madison]

How bout you sideburns you want some of this milk?