Daniel Phillips

literally everyone knows you’re superman, clark

[Daniel Phillips @DanDanPhillips]

Thought for the day: We've never had to formerly introduce ourselves to our parents

[Daniel Phillips @DanDanPhillips]

@StormlightMemes @BookendsPod ty

[Daniel Phillips @DanDanPhillips]

@MattieMoon_ @BookendsPod it just makes SENSE

[Bookends With Friends Podcast @BookendsPod]

Hey Book Friends! Want to help us pick out our next book? Let us know what we should read for the month of April!

[Bookends With Friends Podcast @BookendsPod]

Hey Book Friends! Episode 1 of our podcast is out today. We will be covering chapters 1-6 of An Absolutely Remarkable Thing by Hank Green.

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[Daniel Phillips @DanDanPhillips]

@moon_parker @RadZaiquiri

[Edge @edgeonline]

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[Daniel Phillips @DanDanPhillips]

@nameisgrant Are watching perks of being a wallflower in high def 3D

[Daniel Phillips @DanDanPhillips]

@cgcolson95 Can’t believe that Green Apple is in there still

[Daniel Phillips @DanDanPhillips]

@nation_of_chris Hello there

[Daniel Phillips @DanDanPhillips]

@TheCarsonSavage Dang, Black Marker Line and I always got along really well

[Daniel Phillips @DanDanPhillips]

@MyLifeAsGreer That L comes out real strong

[Daniel Phillips @DanDanPhillips]

Anyone else remember everything being bubble gum flavored as a kid

[Prince Le @dazeoflove]

Why her door handle so long?? 🤣🤣

[blake lorow @BlakeLorow]

95k retweets on this tweet and @wowcooltweets gets a butt tattoo of the @Braves mascot, Blooper. #MixItUp twitter fam. 🚀⚾️

[Daniel Phillips @DanDanPhillips]

If you can dodge a question you can dodge a ball

[Daniel Phillips @DanDanPhillips]

They should give each candidate a dry erase marker for their glass

[Daniel Phillips @DanDanPhillips]

All jokes aside this was exhausting. What part of that was a debate

[Daniel Phillips @DanDanPhillips]

This is the wittiest I’ve ever been give me praise

[Daniel Phillips @DanDanPhillips]

“We’re gonna have the wettest water” - Trump

[Daniel Phillips @DanDanPhillips]

Every time either of you speak out of turn we blow up a Cracker Barrel which means no more senior discount breakfast for you.

[Daniel Phillips @DanDanPhillips]

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That’s a summary of this debate.