carsøn

maladaptive daydreamer

[yerald @yercap_]

yeah i’m playing horse game

[yerald @yercap_]

i took her to my penthouse then i squeebed it

[brian @brianonhere]

i love how $25 everything is becoming

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

adderall makes me so pliant and submissive . yes i will email you back

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

love island sounds like hell imagine you’re awake and sober at 8:30AM when it’s 95 degrees outside and someone is trying to pull your man for a chat

[carsøn @TheCarsonSavage]

sometimes it pays to be chronically online and gay

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day 12 years ago, Denise Walker uploaded the "Grapfruit Technique" video to YouTube.

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

no babe i love how 30 you are

[carsøn @TheCarsonSavage]

such a slut for a book recommendation from a loved one, yes tell me everything i need to read to know you at your core

[carsøn @TheCarsonSavage]

did it get scared?

[carsøn @TheCarsonSavage]

just learned a horse has one horsepower…gonna go offline for a few days to process this one

[prince ❤︎ @frankenteenz]

do u ever think abt how you wouldn't be the person you are currently without glee

[Thomas White @len0killer]

I'm one of the last people in the world drinking Vitamin Water

[rafy @loirafinha]

well honestly i was speechless when i woke up to your memoir

[n @1989TWIGS]

nateanyahu jacobs. theres people out there with minds working 10x better than mine.

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

how it feels to accept that reality is just a carbon-based simulation where your infinite consciousness gets to play as a human avatar and remember itself as the creator of all experience despite the inherent limitations of a fragile physical existence

[carsøn @TheCarsonSavage]

Leighton meester please put out more music the world needs it