Dan Martin

Twitch Streamer extraordinaire. Nerdy goof, noice guy that games, plays guitar, wood carves and post golden retriever streams (Peanut). Come join me, Tools :)

[Dan Martin @DanDanTheTool]

"Odin sacrificed his eye for knowledge of the Vanir Runes"

(Sees winter nipples)
(Takes off glasses)
(Fluent in Runes)

[Dan Martin @DanDanTheTool]

I've reached that age where I whisper "witchcraft..." to myself when I can't figure out how to turn on my technology.

Today, it was the new humidifier...

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The human body is a wonderfully complex contraption. From breathing to instinctively flinching when a branch is about to hit you in the face, the body truly is a marvel.

God: "But let's also give them acoustic buttholes so they make a hilarious sound when they fart."

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@PlayApex Get your act together. There will be ZERO hype til you revert your greedy and insulting Battle Pass system and fix the cheater problem that you seem to facilitate #insulting

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@tamera @CTVNews That area won the Liberal vote for 30 years....

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Hahahahahahah!!!! @JustinTrudeau you nerd. For 30 years, Toronto St-Paul's was a fortified, Liberal staple. You've turned your most stubborn supporters against you and yet you INSIST Canada is on your side and you're doing good work. Wake up and take a hike.

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@liberal_party What an absolute joke. Get Trudeau the hell out of here.

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information the CRA already has but won't supply me. My mother has passed away due to blood clotting issues introducedby the Covid vaccine. You're asking me to pay 10K for the government to mismanage an entire country's health and finances and to kill my mother

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@JustinTrudeau. I'd like to take a vacation after working 65+ hours weeks, but I can't because I have bill from CERB that doesn't invoice where that number came from or detail why I'm ineligible. I just have to track down and pay for information from 4 years ago just to prove..

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@SkipTheDi No, no, no. You don't give the most insulting customer service over the course of 9 emails and then try to look like the good guys on social media. You had multiple chances yet you treated me like shit the entire way. "dead to me"

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So @UberEats misses something in our order and gives us a full refund, which we didn't ask for. But the exact same scenario happens with @SkipTheDishes and they cancel my account, steal from me and then continue to insult me with copy and paste emails. You're dead to me Skip.

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@sxmmxrsxn Jesus. Reading this made my ears ring

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@JustinTrudeau I feel bad for Frederiksen. Both for the assault and for Goofball MacClure comparing Denmark's democracy to ours.

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@HillaryClinton @HuffPost Brought to you by Pfizer

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@moment_mirthful @crazyclips_ Commenting so I get more of this and less petty bickering

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@POGMamas_ @obidabs @xLucienn_ "Farm Impressions" is a 5-star response

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@RSPN_S3A At this point, Apex feels like a big dumpster-fire with some unfortunately nice things in said dumpster. Ruined by greed, classic EA.

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@Respawn @PlayApex Anyone know a good class-action lawsuit guy?

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@Nokokopuffs @Respawn @PlayApex This shouldn't be a 'copy and paste' response situation for EA/Respawn

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@Respawn @PlayApex Move some money from your marketing dept. to your tech dept. Always quick to gouge, never keen improve.