Dan Erbland

Let's play tunes sometime.

[Dan Erbland @DanErbland]

Quarantine day 3 cant sleep googling "how do astronauts poop in space"

[Dan Erbland @DanErbland]

Tells you everything you need to know

[PammyCan'tSleepAtNightAGAIN @PSchmaling]

88% of evangelical Christians voted for Herschel Walker, not Warnock, the candidate who has devoted his adult life to Jesus Christ. Let that sink in.

[Dan Erbland @DanErbland]

@benshapiro You are gonna be so pissed when you hear what reagan did before he was president

[Dan Erbland @DanErbland]

@michaelshults I'm hanging in there! Still alive and hanging out in Brooklyn with a 9 to 5 in tech. Life is pretty good all things considered but I am definitely not making much noise on social media these days. How are you doing?? How is life in Memphis?

[Dan Erbland @DanErbland]

RIP to a beautiful player and person 😢

[Andrew Gilbert @jazzscribe]

Adding to a week of staggering losses, B-3 master Joey DeFrancesco has departed.

https://t.co/GfIgSisDGD

[Dan Erbland @DanErbland]

@WhiteHouse

[Dan Erbland @DanErbland]

The twitter-fication of political discourse usually makes me feel like throwing my phone out the window but sometimes, like now, it can be nice

[Dan Erbland @DanErbland]

In case any of you are missing this, the white house account is out here absolutely dunking on conservative congress members today. Just completely posterizing these poor people

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Mike Kelly had $987,237 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/Syb5Oe8gDG

[Dan Erbland @DanErbland]

@AnfieldEdition

[Indy @IndecisiveJones]

me:

the pirate i kicked in the crotch:

[Dan Erbland @DanErbland]

@JosephPera ...I was just wondering how my ac worked

[The Onion @TheOnion]

'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/8NNNNzc1xQ

[Dan Erbland @DanErbland]

@petercrouch This joke never gets old

[Dan Erbland @DanErbland]

This is how I sit in chairs

[Dan Erbland @DanErbland]

@evelynharlow_ on the titanic????????

[Dan Erbland @DanErbland]

@peacockTV 🤦‍♂️nobody can watch the game you are blowing it

[Dan Erbland @DanErbland]

this joke has a very specific audience

[Dan Erbland @DanErbland]

MLS cup final is a thriller so far

[Dan Erbland @DanErbland]

@Kevrov Yea, I'll pass

[Dan Erbland @DanErbland]

Guac and chips is $10.50

[Dan Erbland @DanErbland]

I live in Brooklyn now and there is a place with one dollar sign selling 6 dollar tacos what is happening to me