dan fernaldi

maker of dreams

[dan fernaldi @DanFernaldi]

@cpaul512 I selfishly wanted to get my dick wet

[dan fernaldi @DanFernaldi]

Don Orsillo can suck my fat cock

[Tony Farmer @Tonysmarkettips]

If the NFL or Patriots are going to send an influencer to my page to discredit me, maybe don't send the one with more baggage than an airport terminal on Thanksgiving.

[dan fernaldi @DanFernaldi]

“Choke me just a little bit”

[GameStop @gamestop]

She's back, and so are the classics.

[dan fernaldi @DanFernaldi]

@Ryblades27

[dan fernaldi @DanFernaldi]

I would really like to see @WEEI try and pair @Teddyjradio with @NickCRadio somewhere. I think nick would be a breath of fresh air for the station and provide a great counter balance to Ted’s takes.

Ted could also pound him in the ass off air.

[dan fernaldi @DanFernaldi]

@DanLifshatz @Cmerc25

[dan fernaldi @DanFernaldi]

Is 175 more than 155?

[SteveR324 @SteveR324]

Bregman is not going to be paid more than Alonso

[dan fernaldi @DanFernaldi]

@SteveR324 Its head dummy not head gummy

[dan fernaldi @DanFernaldi]

Are you going to apologize to @BabzOnTheMic, Steve?

https://t.co/NcBOQT2TYm

[SteveR324 @SteveR324]

The best way to determine who should be the MVP of the four major sports is to have the players vote. Having sports writers and broadcasters vote is ridiculous.

The current system in the NFL is probably why Drake Mayeisn’t going to win, even though he should.

[dan fernaldi @DanFernaldi]

@GarrethWho Me with every Japanese girl in sight

[dan fernaldi @DanFernaldi]

Sounds like I need to get to work

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Japan has officially recorded its lowest birth rate since 1899

[dan fernaldi @DanFernaldi]

@GarrethWho @CamInTaunton

[dan fernaldi @DanFernaldi]

@SteveR324 @LoganPaul Why won’t you answer the question, Logan?

[dan fernaldi @DanFernaldi]

More black in those files than a Riley Reid compilation

[dan fernaldi @DanFernaldi]

@RealTwoTimes It’s tasteful for me

[dan fernaldi @DanFernaldi]

I’ve got a crisp Benjamin for a picture of her shit pipe

[VICE @VICE]

Milana Vayntrub, best known as the woman featured in AT&T's ads, started selling “flirty and tastefully risqué” photos of herself in exchange for donations, with the proceeds going directly to L.A. wildfire survivors. She recently announced the project has raised over half a million dollars. https://t.co/YMfh24al2f

[dan fernaldi @DanFernaldi]

@SteveR324 @Ihartitz You don’t think he actually called it that?

[dan fernaldi @DanFernaldi]

@Dan_OMara Bregman was a mostly fake contract in that they designed it with hopes he’d opt out, and it directly lead to them having to trade away their best hitter as they didn’t even get his buy in. And as of now they don’t even have him either.