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If you don't think well, don't think hard. Dancing like a white girl since 2001. To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders.

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Lotta bad tattoos out there right now

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You think J.T. Poston isn’t excited?

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@cpaul512 Hey it happens especially on such a gorg night

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Just eating her chicken breasts and doing her fives

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

Madonna at Times Square can someone explain to me what happened to her butt?

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@scammyjenkins Winners win

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@PolarGinger Fuck that kid

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@Snoopy4Point0 They think the leashed monitor lizards only signs don’t apply to them

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I’m a grown ass man I ain’t calling some other dude Jedi

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@HiMyNameIsSeton The hbo doc has a glowing segment where he says if he gets beat once he’s going to foul the shit out of the guy every other time. It’s all fake tough guy nonsense IMO.

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Looks like they’re thawing out Matt Freese

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Thank you for your obviously genuine interest in the USMNT.

[Albert Breer @AlbertBreer]

This looks like it's going to get ugly, in my expert opinion.

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Golazo alert

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Happy @TreeHouseBrewCo Cloud Machine Saturday

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@SethMan31 @CalebPongratz10 Not gonna be a controversy if freeze gets 5 hung on him

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We can reset the “days since the cat wound up stuck in a tree” counter to 0

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Are Brad Guzan and Tom Colicchio related

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Good afternoon @Chiggs7 do I care about the golf? I feel like I do.

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@inthistown1 Who am I supposed be mad at this time

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Will anybody be able to dethrone this Knicks dynasty