Dan Ford #💙

Husband to an amazing nurse, Dad to 2 fantastic children!

[Dan Ford #💙 @DanFord60]

Happy birthday to my son @ZakFord05 , 21 today, have a great day boy, love you forever xx💙🎉🎉🎂

[Dan Ford #💙 @DanFord60]

@talkSPORT All the best Big Al, glad to see you are on the mend 👍

[ClamFan @Clam_Fan]

A husband who left home to play golf at 8:30 a.m. doesn’t return until 6:00 p.m. He knows he’s about to face the wrath of his wife.

As he opens the door, his obviously miffed wife says, “Where have you been? You said you’d be done with golf by 1:00 p.m. and home hours ago!”

The red-faced man stammers, “I’m really sorry, honey. I can tell you why I’m so late, but you’re only going to be even more angry with me.”

Now completely frosted, the wife says, “I want the truth, and I want it NOW!”

The husband says, “Okay, fine. We finished in just over four hours, then decided to get a beer in the clubhouse. I hopped in the car and would have been here by 1:00 p.m., but on the way home I spotted a pretty young woman struggling with a flat tire. I stopped and changed it for her. As I was wrapping up, she offered me money. Of course I said no, but she insisted on buying me a drink at the bar up the road. She was so nice that I agreed. Before long, one drink turned into three. She was quite beautiful, and when she suggested we go have a quickie at the no-tell motel next to the bar, I couldn’t resist. We got into a room, clothes started flying, and we had wild monkey love in every position imaginable. It must have gone on for a couple of hours, because when I looked up, the clock said 5:30 p.m. So I quickly dressed, jumped in the car, sped home, and here I am. You wanted the truth. There it is.”

The pissed-off wife, now realizing she’s married a complete imbecile, says, “Bullshit! You played 36 holes, didn’t you!”

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

WE HAVE DONE IT. WE ARE THE UEFA CONFERENCE LEAGUE WINNERS.

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Crystal Palace, Champions of Europe ❤️💙

[Ryder Cup Europe @RyderCupEurope]

5⃣0⃣0⃣ DAYS TO GO...

[DP World Tour @DPWorldTour]

11 minutes of Seve Ballesteros magic ✨

[Javier Ballesteros @J_Ballesteros1]

Join tomorrow and retweet if you can! Thank you 🙏🤗

[Dr. Brian Goldman @NightShiftMD]

Sir David Attenborough is 100 years old and still working. That is the tweet.

[🎼🌺Music Love♥️ @ThoNg676733]

Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman
"And I need you more than I want you."
C'mon, nobody writes like that anymore... That line slays me every time. Absolutely gorgeous songwriting.

[Timeless Sports @timelesssports_]

On this date in 1975, one of the hardest golf photos ever.

Chi Chi Rodriguez and his caddie, Carl Howard, at the 1975 Masters 🔥

[Sir Nick Faldo @Sir_NickFaldo]

Bringing Officer Watkins to England!? And a shoutout to the unsung heroes of Masters week!

#TheMasters

[Dan Ford #💙 @DanFord60]

Just home from work, golf switched on straight away, and the dream team are on commentary @ewenmurray77 @lauradaviesgolf and @Harmonbutch , great commentary as always folks, thank you 👍

[Javier Ballesteros @J_Ballesteros1]

Feliz cumpleaños papá 🎂

Should’ve been 69 today ❤️

[Crowle Colts FC | Est 1992 @CrowleColtsFC]

⏩ Next up: In our penultimate home game of the season, We entertain @Harrogate at Windsor Park.

🏆 @NCEL
🗓️ Saturday 4th April 2026
⏰ 3pm Kick-Off
📍 Windsor Park, Godnow Road, Crowle, Scunthorpe, North Lincs DN17 4EE
🎟️ Adults: £5, Concessions: £3, U16’s are free. NO DOGS allowed, accept guide dogs.
🏟️ Covered standing: 50, open standing 500 and covered seating: 50.
☕️ Match-day catering available.
ℹ️ Traveling supporters can find ground information here 👉 https://t.co/UJ5cMiNm0j

[Crowle Colts FC | Est 1992 @CrowleColtsFC]

𝗚𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗨𝗽𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗲 🏟️
Robbie Pender provides an important update in relation to Windsor Park.

“I am delighted to announce that Windsor Park, the home of Crowle Colts FC, has today officially being accredited by the FA as a Grade 6 stadium.

Crowle Colts FC achieving FA Step 6 Ground Grading is a fantastic milestone and one that’s been earned through real dedication and hard work.

To go from an open field to this standard in just a few years is nothing short of remarkable.

A huge thank you to everyone who made it possible, the volunteers, sponsors, councils, grant facilitators and the CEPFA. Your commitment has created something truly special.

This is more than just a ground, it’s a facility that will benefit the club and the wider community for generations to come.

Onwards and upwards!” ⚽👏

Robbie Pender - Crowle Colts FC Chairman 🔴⚪️💪🏻

[Dan Ford #💙 @DanFord60]

@ewenmurray77 Ewen your voice is legendary in golf commentary, will continue to enjoy listening to you at the majors , hopefully more time for you to do all the things you love , including playing our beautiful game. All the best to you 👍👍

[🔴DJ Gandolfini🔴 @djk29_]

THAT'S WHY HE'S THE FUCKING GOAT! 🚀

[Crowle Colts FC | Est 1992 @CrowleColtsFC]

📹 𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝘼𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣: Levi Johnson gets Crowle Colts A’s only goal of the game as they drew 1-1 with Evo FC in midweek. Thanks to Gareth as always for the video and photos 👏🏼 @CentralMidsAll

[Omo Nwabunike @Bettynwabunikes]

Missing 15 years old
Hello everyone
Pls Let’s support this dad
His 15 years old daughter is missing pls repost , share and look out for her
I pray she will be found safely in Jesus name Amen