Dan

I feel like Pablo

[Conajam @conajam]

no better feeling than when you finish a good book & can finally eat the bookmark

[Dan @DanFuszard]

@TheLexGabrielle Yaint

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Wedding DJ Assures Anxious Man He Hasn’t Forgotten ‘Build Me Up Buttercup’ Request https://t.co/LpKBOBroKQ

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Riley. Every morning he hangs over the wall and drops his toy so the nearest passerby is forced to play with him. It works 100% of the time. 14/10

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

lets get this bread

[Colin @c_toro5]

Yo twitter let’s make it happen

[Young Thugs burner🦌 @NamesJakeboss]

Do you guys shower with or without socks?

RT for with
Like for without

Trying to prove a point

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

The greatest duo to ever do it

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

"Jim, tell him where he can stick his grapes" https://t.co/xrngLU6Yc7

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Abe Lincoln once said, if you're a racist, I will attack you with the North. These are the principles I carry with me into the workplace.

[Chris Cooper @ChrisCoop15]

College students will understand...