Danny Gaylord

Aspiring filmmaker. Coffee connoisseur. Lover of Corgis.
I spend too much of my time writing Letterboxd reviews.
Co-host of the Film is Lit podcast.

[Jacob T. Swinney @jacobtswinney]

rear-mounted driving shots >>>

[nick usen @nickusen]

good morning from ray winstone pretending to be a dragon in beowulf

[Danny Gaylord @DanGaylord]

@tedcruz Ted you dumb idiot the West coast uses a specialized clean-burning blend that costs more, it's always cost more than Texas, also your dumb idiot party is the reason gas around the country is sky-high right now, dumb idiot. You prolly smell too, dumb idiot.

[Danny Gaylord @DanGaylord]

@Panagiotou90St It's not gunna bomb idiot even kindergarteners know that.

[Danny Gaylord @DanGaylord]

@elonmusk Not true idiot, "Oppenheimer" won best picture. You don't even have to spend one minute fact checking this to know it's fake news. Dumb, spineless, idiot, cuck.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

me trying to find the HDMI port on my TV

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

During a 'Forrest Gump' screen test, Tom Hanks noticed Haley Joel Osment getting nervous after forgetting a line, so Hanks pretended to forget his too - just to make the young actor feel more comfortable

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

i don’t think we should sell tickets like 8 months in advance i’m sorry it’s stupid!!

[Danny Gaylord @DanGaylord]

In "The Drama," Emma and Charlie have the most New York-looking apartment in Boston I have ever seen.

[Danny Gaylord @DanGaylord]

@dayasmatcha The point of her character is that some topics are impossible to discuss if you have a deep personal connection to them. Empathy becomes impossible. Everyone in the film, including her, feels authentic.

[Danny Gaylord @DanGaylord]

@CoachDanGo *smaller* not similar

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

Just thinking about one of my favorite Oscar moments which was the Chadwick/MBJ *look* when Green Book won Best Picture.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

I loveeee the look Ed Harris gives wife Amy Madigan after her name is called for Supporting Actress at the Oscars. so cute

[Danny Gaylord @DanGaylord]

@Mubarak_mubious I always thought that you tipped mechanics. I THOUGHT I saw my mom do it when I was little, but nope, I just made that up! Took until I was 29 to realize that mechanics are not like barbers 😂

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

A wizard told Jon Hamm that he has to star in a new commercial every month or it will rain blood from the sky

[Danny Gaylord @DanGaylord]

*me reading a classic book about a utopia*

Something tells me that this is ACTUALLY a dystopia!... 🤔

[Danny Gaylord @DanGaylord]

Protein bars are funny because they tow the line between being delicious and being the most vile thing you've ever tasted in your life

[𝐎. 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐧 𝐍𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞 @TheAlanNoble]

We should try checks and balances again. See what that’s like.

[Danny Gaylord @DanGaylord]

@TheCinesthetic 11.22.63 the show. Makes me wanna 🤮