Dan GroonerZone

Leading all time Cogenhoe CC run scorer, generous lover. Parody account of the great Dan McGroin. #180

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Playing against the eldest boy tomorrow in a league game. Docking £5 pocket money for every 4 he hits me for.

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@mmorrissey72 @Grooner77 @CogenhoeCC Spot on. #GroonerZone https://t.co/2HIHMR7UsA

[Dan GroonerZone @DanGroonerZone]

As someone who has wrongly been given out bowled on numerous occasions, I am totally with Ravi Ashwin here.

[Dan GroonerZone @DanGroonerZone]

Scrolling through my phone to see if there is anyone I havent asked to play on the 24th July. Basically I have the Chinese and Babestation left. My money is on those two Indian sisters. ☎️ 📽 👅

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Broken finger still giving me gyp. Sam has asked if they can take away the pain but leave the swelling. 🤷‍♂️

[Dan GroonerZone @DanGroonerZone]

Does anyone have any idea how to un-burn a cricket shirt? Asking for a friend. #180

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Anyone interested in a match worn Cooks shirt, only worn once. XXXXL.

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Remember, it's only a 'batsman's paradise' until you've seen the Irchester Express bowl on it. 🏎💨

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@MickNash1 @mmorrissey72 their*

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Anyway, away from the Big Top up the road...the new run deck is down at the #GroonerDome and I intend to plunder. I have also requested a seam on my natural half volley length to bamboozle the batsmen. Just give me the trophies already. #GroonerZone

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Management team 💨
Village cricket club 💨
Champions League football 🔜

[Dan GroonerZone @DanGroonerZone]

The crane operating just as envisaged by Ayatollah Wiggy, as our changing rooms are removed from his upcoming turnip plantation. Premier League football and prize winning turnips within 3 years. #cooks #village #community

[Matt Morrissey @mmorrissey72]

@CogenhoeCC Here we go, here we go...

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@Deluded_CUFC @cogenhoeunited My money is still on Nutkins. #ForzaCooks #ReallyWildFootball

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You may have noticed that we had to ask a peaceful demonstrator to move this morning. Please do not be alarmed. #Cooks

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A reminder to all helicopters, please note the Cogenhoe helipad is now demolished. Pilots are advised to use other local facilities, like this one did.

[Dan GroonerZone @DanGroonerZone]

Work beginning on the #GroonerDome in the village today, which necessitates the removal of the disused concrete village helipad. All helicopter arrivals are being diverted to the new turnip fields next to the football club.

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#WhatAboutTheChildren

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I think we all know who *should* be there. #Groonerzone

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@Grooner77 @Butlins @Smab1979 The parody account is at it again 🙄🙄

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Disgusted that my clan have been banned by this tin pot holiday chain. That is 1 fewer mankini that will be gracing your Camber Sands sun deck this year. @Butlins - prepare your finest love swing, me and @Smab1979 are en route.

[Naomi O'Leary @NaomiOhReally]

Wow - this is the list of surnames that staff at British holiday park company Pontins were told to exclude from bookings.
"We do not want these guests on our parks" the blacklist on the company's intranet read. https://t.co/T5tjgznqUs
Scoop by @ChrisGreenNews and @cahalmilmo