Daniel Heinze, D.O.

Anesthesiologist. Husband. Father. 49ers fan.

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@Adam_Weiner535 Did that cat cause that massive pit in the ground? How much does he weigh!??

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@Adam_Weiner535 AI response

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@Adam_Weiner535 Surely you mean erectile dysfunction

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Them: nah dude, don’t worry. PSLF is in your promissory note on your loans. Nobody can take it away no matter what they do!

Repubs: *considers removing non-profit status from hospitals entirely, essentially eliminating the ability to make qualifying payments at all*

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My patient’s patient coronary stent, just before thrombosing:

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It might be time for a ST change.

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@Adam_Weiner535 @CantorMatthew @guardian Comedy duo

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@Adam_Weiner535 @CedarsSinai @CDMRP @UclaUrology @RobertReiterMD @CalaisJeremie @AjhungMD @SFreedlandMD @MichaelAhdootMD @UroResidentsCS @AnthonyNguyenMD @jgong15 @renalandurology @urotoday @abhita_reddy @UCLAJCCC King!

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@BayAreaWink @Eric_Crocker @BDPeacock My man 💪🏻💪🏻

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@Eric_Crocker @BDPeacock @BayAreaWink good lunch spots in Stockton? I hear you guys talking about a pizza spot with bomb ranch…. What else is good?

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@Eric_Crocker @LombardiHimself Not bad not bad

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@Adam_Weiner535 The road was so engrossing I finished it in one day. An absolutely incredible read, and one that I look forward to reading again now that I’m a father.

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My patient 45 minutes after I turn off all anesthetic and 30 minutes after the circulator has started glowering at me

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@BDPeacock Seems obvious, but the beat focus seems to be that teams aren’t willing to give a second, not that the 49ers aren’t willing to move him for a second. Both are equally likely

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@BDPeacock Maybe the 9ers aren’t willing to move Lance for less than a 1st, and teams aren’t willing to spend that much on a twice-injured unproven QB with only a pair of years left on contract?

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When my attending is late breaking me out for lunch

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@BDPeacock

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@BDPeacock Reserving judgement until they release a list of NON-notable elite scorers. Hard to draw conclusions when they’re presenting a (likely purposefully) skewed dataset

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@mattbarrows I missed the “here’s the catch” livestream yesterday. Will the audio eventually be published on the athletic app or apple podcast feed?

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@garlandrg Legit there’s a very online dude that gets payday loans for little Caesar’s pizza