MyNameisDan

[Tesla Energy @teslaenergy]

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[MyNameisDan @DanLovesA367]

@Chrisk2_ @ChipotleTweets no this is actually about the hard brown object found in my burrito bowl take your app complaints elsewhere asshole

[MyNameisDan @DanLovesA367]

ummm @ChipotleTweets what’s this hard brown thing in my burrito bowl?

[MyNameisDan @DanLovesA367]

@_Extraudreynary can’t be

[MyNameisDan @DanLovesA367]

still waiting @twofriendsmusic

[MyNameisDan @DanLovesA367]

i need this in the next bbm

[MyNameisDan @DanLovesA367]

i need this in the next bbm

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Audrey @_Extraudreynary]

Unions should close the u and become an onion!!!!! 🧅

[Audrey @_Extraudreynary]

@twofriendsmusic mash up “break up with your girlfriend” -ariana and “girlfriend” -Avril Lavigne #bbm24 #gas

[MyNameisDan @DanLovesA367]

@EverythingOOC lolol

[Audrey @_Extraudreynary]

I’m going to try to use “fire” in a sentence today

[Audrey @_Extraudreynary]

@DanLovesA367 loves twitter during toilet time 🥴

[David Sacks @DavidSacks]

When Biden responded to Trump in the debate that 5 former heads of the CIA and 51 former intelligence officials believed the Hunter Biden story was a Russian plant, it was an impressive talking point, because who could imagine that all those people would lie? Well now we know the answer to that question. If the security state won’t stop lying and interfering in American elections, perhaps it’s time to do what President John F Kennedy wanted — dismantle the whole thing and start over.

https://t.co/MqZG23dEI3

[David Sacks @DavidSacks]

When Blinken called Morell to express concerns about the Hunter Biden laptop story, did Blinken explicitly need to tell Morell to cook up the letter? Of course not. Morell is a longtime intelligence operative. He knows what to do without being told.

When Morell then rounded up 50 signatures for the letter, did he explicitly need to remind those former security state operatives that their continued access and career opportunities depended on staying in the good graces of a future Biden administration? Of course not. They know that without being told.

When the letter was then fed to the media, did the NYT and WashPost reporters explicitly need to be told to emphasize the parts claiming “Russian disinformation” and downplaying the CYA language where the signatories admit they have no evidence? Of course not. The media knows what to do without being told.

This is how the game is played. All it took was a phone call from Blinken.

[David Sacks @DavidSacks]

Nine Biden’s have received payments from foreign countries but the real scandal is charging celebrities $8/month.

[MyNameisDan @DanLovesA367]

@EdKrassen these people all buy gas/have services that do. does that mean they love the exonn CEO?

[Audrey @_Extraudreynary]

thanks for the mound of salt of your chips @ChipotleTweets #gross #fat #swollen you really know how to make me salty @ChipotleTweets please provide me w free chips coupon though

[MyNameisDan @DanLovesA367]

welll well well @chipotle i’m just trying to get a burrito at chipotle newton and it’s now 10:48 and the employees have not unlocked the dooor

[MyNameisDan @DanLovesA367]

um hello @ChipotleTweets can i get an explanation plz

[MyNameisDan @DanLovesA367]

@ChipotleTweets i ordered chipotle pickup yesterday only to be sadly surprised that literally every bite was 90% rice. i couldn’t believe someone actually rolled a burrito with this much rice and so little of everything else

[MyNameisDan @DanLovesA367]

@ChipotleTweets plz let me know how i can rectify this grainy situation. chips were also quite stale although the queso was good