Dan Morris

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

Who’s giving this fucking moron airtime to talk about the budget?

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

25 years of economic consensus has failed Britain.

Today's Budget accelerates the doom loop of decline.

Watch my analysis of Reeves' punishment Budget.👇

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

@SnapskiKnee @YappAppLtd I think a van has hit a mobility scooter, mate.

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

Great to see the Barnsley Chronicle sympathetic to the national news. #Barnsleychronicle #joshtimlin

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

@blondietori88

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

@blondietori88 Calzaghe discussions?

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

@GillianMcShane I will not be buying her anything on local painter & decorator Dave the Paint (34). He’s expensive enough.

Quite frankly if my next “woman” expects anymore than 49 then it’s just not going to work.

Sick of these modern expectations when dating.

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

@antclare78 Not one fan would have taken that at Xmas. We had a chance to push on in the transfer window, decided not to and it’s come back to haunt us.

Will we get playoffs - of course. But we’ll be the most out of form team going into them.

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

@SnapskiKnee Calm down, Joey.

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

@blondietori88 Have you tried juicing?

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

I will not be told anything different. That’s Thomas Skinner’s kid.

[Roy @badwool9]

What the fuck is this?

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

@cantseyy Why have you submitted expenses for full day parking. You were done for lunch.

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

Worlds dangerous roads, but hear me out. Stelling & Kamara.

[Jeff Stelling @JeffStelling]

Worlds Most Dangerous Roads with me and @chris_kammy is on Dave tonight at 8 pm. It will bring back some scary moments for me with Kammy behind the wheel !

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

@flatus74 Should have had dinner hours ago. It’s tea time now.

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

I know I’m having a curry tonight. Got to wait 8 hours. Today is going to be torture.

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

@footballtweet @DeadlineDayLive You’ve got that many of them Kyle he probably forgot about a couple the first time.

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

@gynoshwad @curtiswoodhous8 I’ve just got ADHD reading that.

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

@GillianMcShane Sorry, but it’s a lot less than 125g. Nearer 40/50. You will have about 1250 calories tho!

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

@WiJayWhelan Morrissey.

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

@GillianMcShane If you could choose only one film to watch from the year you were born.

I’m super lucky. The Deer Hunter.

[Dan Morris @DanMorrisBFC]

Of course he is. Like he hasn’t ruined every other reboot he’s touched. Fuck me, we must have some new “talent” knocking about.

[TellyMix @tellymix]

NEW! Paddy McGuinness will reportedly host a reboot of game show Bullseye on ITV

More details: https://t.co/G8vwksMWTd