Dan O'Reilley

Law bro. Foolishly faithful DC sports fan.

[Damn Snyder @Damn_Snyder]

MEGA THREAD - Here's a timeline of my disgusting and abhorrent ownership of the #WashingtonFootball #NFL franchise. The on-field follies are well-documented and would break Twitter, so I'm leaving those out. You will NOT believe some of the shit I've done.

[Dan O'Reilley @DanOReilley]

@BarredinDC Father’s Day is coming up, and I’m getting together with some other dads for beers. Any Cap Hill/Navy Yard recs? Bonus points if the bar has the punching machine game. Also, happy early Father’s Day to you.

[Dan O'Reilley @DanOReilley]

@DCDPR the Upshur Splash Pad is not working. There’s about 20 kids waiting for the water to turn on.

[Dan O'Reilley @DanOReilley]

What’s the deal @Breyers ?? My Cookies and Cream has no cookies!

[National Zoo @NationalZoo]

❄️🐼 Slides, somersaults and pure panda joy. Happy snow day from giant pandas Mei Xiang and Tian Tian! 🌨🐾
. . .
#SnowDay #PandaStory

[Kaye @KayeSteinsapir]

Please. Please. Please. Everyone PRAY for my daughter Molly. She has been in an accident and suffered a brain trauma. She’s unconscious in ICU. Please RT and PRAY 🙏🙏🙏

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Parents looking at these assembly instructions right about now

[Jackie Sojico @jackiesojico]

I just learned that Scotland names their entire snowplow fleet and the names are incredible

[ray 鄺羡華 @raykwong]

Good morning! If you only look at one map today, make it this one. This is what red/blue states really look like. Land doesn't vote. People do. #ElectionResults2020 https://t.co/dfpl4N2MLq

[Dan O'Reilley @DanOReilley]

Spot on.

[Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ]

something I’ve thought a lot about entering this weird season is all the guys who are going to make their MLB debuts this season in front of no fans, friends, or family — just empty stadiums. it’s obviously necessary, but it’s an unfortunate circumstance for those players

[anna @twtrlssanna]

Petworth!!! https://t.co/JD50CIH2Xg

[Matthew Rosenberg @AshcanPress]

I have a Carl Reiner story that I hold very dear to me. I figured I'd share it today, on the day of his passing, because I hope it will bring some other people some joy the way it does me.

[David Connors @peterswellman]

Without a doubt RTÉ’s greatest news report ever. Gets better and better at every single turn.

[Muriel Bowser @MurielBowser]

#BlackLivesMatter

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

Whoever said one person can’t change the world never ate an undercooked bat

[Michael Nielsen @michael_nielsen]

Bill Gates is setting up factories to manufacture 7 leading vaccine candidates before we know which is best & safest; we can test the vaccines in parallel, and then throw away all but the factory for the best vaccine. May save many months.

Just extraordinary.