Dan Patrell

Breaks glass with bare hands. Annoys daughter. Loves daughter. Walks dog. Loves dog. Creates art that often speaks in Morse Code.

[Dan Patrell @DanPatrell]

@literati @StephenCurry30 @MatthewACherry @HaroldGreen Go to a local bookstore instead. @literati is a scam

[Dan Patrell @DanPatrell]

@literati @StephenCurry30 @MatthewACherry @HaroldGreen Go to a local bookstore instead. @literati is a scam

[Dan Patrell @DanPatrell]

@literati @Malala Go to a local bookstore instead. @literati is a scam

[Dan Patrell @DanPatrell]

@literati Go to a local bookstore instead. @literati is a scam

[Dan Patrell @DanPatrell]

@literati @ToyaWolves @StephenCurry30 @SC30inc @WmMorrowBooks @HarperCollins Go to a local bookstore instead. @literati is a scam

[Dan Patrell @DanPatrell]

@literati @mPinoe @penguinrandom @randomhousekids Go to a local bookstore instead. @literati is a scam.

[Dan Patrell @DanPatrell]

@literati Don’t join. Literati is a scam

[Dan Patrell @DanPatrell]

@literati Stay away. Literati is a scam

[Dan Patrell @DanPatrell]

@literati the club that won’t let you leave as it shoves books you don’t want down your gullet. Don’t join. It’s a scam.

[Dan Patrell @DanPatrell]

@elonmusk You whine too much.

[Dan Patrell @DanPatrell]

@politvidchannel I thought most of his problems were due to lack of a brain

[Dan Patrell @DanPatrell]

@Mortons fuck off for blaming the protestors. Never will I eat at your place again.

[Dan Patrell @DanPatrell]

@elonmusk You can move your new twins there.

[Dan Patrell @DanPatrell]

@truffsauce Interesting. Wouldn’t have thought of that. Why not vinegar? Just curious.

[Dan Patrell @DanPatrell]

@truffsauce I’m close to the end of my hotter sauce bottle (😱), but no worries. I got a backup. What vinegar would you recommend placing into a nearly gone bottle, just to make sure I use it as well as I can?

[Dan Patrell @DanPatrell]

@devdrk4761 @DCooper_Resists It’s very simple: you can be a Christian without being an asshole. Walk that line and you should be fine.

[Jessica Chastain @jes_chastain]

Happy “Independence” Day from me and my reproductive rights.

[Dan Patrell @DanPatrell]

@joncoopertweets But what’s the point? That’s not going to happen tomorrow.

[Dan Patrell @DanPatrell]

@thehill @TheHillOpinion Please no

[Dan Patrell @DanPatrell]

@Jim_Jordan Say that under oath to the Jan 6 commission