Dan Rocky

Cool beans lemon trees

[Dan Rocky @DanRockyy]

Can I get uhh… four piss nugget?

[ʎǝlɥsɐ @clownfarm]

starting my new job today

[Dan Rocky @DanRockyy]

I love it when service industry people talk to me like I’m stupid. It’s like yeah I am dumb. Thank you for humbling me king!

[Dan Rocky @DanRockyy]

@UPS kissy kissy?

[Flash Flood Print Studios @flashfloodprint]

(Quietly) “…can I see the butt?”

[Dan Rocky @DanRockyy]

I did not have sexual relations with that chair!

[Dan Rocky @DanRockyy]

@ciabatta_brad I didn’t mean to retweet but I was really interested in if you have seen Fluffy

[Dan Rocky @DanRockyy]

Me when I watch paint dry

[Dan Rocky @DanRockyy]

Something powerful about watching a new show and just knowing which character is gay off the bat. It’s like a gay radar. There should be a term for that.

[Cher @cher]

I posted this cause his nails are so cool

[Dan Rocky @DanRockyy]

@pittedplum All of it is good but I really fuck with that clown

[Dan Rocky @DanRockyy]

@pittedplum The clown is so good!!

[Dan Rocky @DanRockyy]

Hello it’s me! Mediocre man who screenprints. Did I mention I’m starting my own streetwear brand? It’s going to be nothing like you’ve seen before? How? Trendy fonts and abstract lines!

[Dan Rocky @DanRockyy]

Hope this is one of those breakups where I get like super cool in like two months and everyone is like “damn dan cool”

[Dan Rocky @DanRockyy]

Sitting at the dinner table explaining gender identity is not what I expected when I moved back in with my parents, but having my moms 57 y/o bf ask me why his coworker goes by they/them was actually the sweetest conversation I’ve had all week.

[Dan Rocky @DanRockyy]

6 hours for him to scramble up “um your little car is ready to be picked up.

[Dan Rocky @DanRockyy]

“Now repeat after me: the car goes into limp mode and shows the Electric Throttle warning light. The AC is not working either so we need to check on the AC Compressor.”

[Dan Rocky @DanRockyy]

Please leave me alone, I’m binging Seinfeld again.