Flash Flood Print Studios

overheard @ Flash Flood, all of the out of context quotes you never wanted // [email protected] for quotes/inquiries or visit the website in our bio

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“Turtle day reminded you of the pledge of allegiance!”
“And that’s AMERICA”

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“He partied too close to the sun!”

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“…what’s my favorite egg???”

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“Where are you taking those tiny feet?” 🐾

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“Giggles are the glue that hold our hearts together!”

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“Tell your food you love it, or you’ll die!” 😈😈😈

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“Hey! Come bathe in this blood too, buddy!”

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“Can I use your pickle knife?”

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“I don’t need love, I need corn dogs, maaaan!”

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“What’s the opposite of a resurrection?!?!?!!”

“…the rapture?”

“THE RAPTURE!”

[Dan Rocky @DanRockyy]

I did not have sexual relations with that chair!

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(Quietly) “…can I see the butt?”

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“I only have two because I don’t have cheese!” 🚫🧀

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“I think the legs are relatable!” 🦵🏽🦵🏽

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“It’s because the pants are too big” obviously

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“I wanted it to be bursting at the seams, but it doesn’t even fit in the pants!” 🚫👖

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“I know it’s not cool to trust your government but..I trust em a little bit!” 🥴

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“Wolf brand chili opens your mind….!” 🤯

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*whispers* “it’s the hot dogs…” 🥴

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“I don’t think that man looks like he likes to plant trees…”