Dan Rodriguez

Keep havin' a good day.

[Dan Rodriguez @DanRodriguez015]

Little tip for those of you thinking about making kombucha at home: If you neglect to release the accumulating CO2 by even just a few hours, the entire bottle will explode like it's a fuckin hipster IED

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

holy shit jd vance killed him

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Happy Confederates Lost The War Day!

[Dan Rodriguez @DanRodriguez015]

@DanielBGreene Strong take for only being halfway through

[Dan Rodriguez @DanRodriguez015]

@Metra Skipping pretty much all the needed stops between Western and Morton Grove feels awful. Getting to Libertyville is so difficult for commuters with the new schedule. I don't care if it's 20 minutes slower I just need to get to work.

[Dan Rodriguez @DanRodriguez015]

@Metra

[Dan Rodriguez @DanRodriguez015]

@Metra @metraMDN Really sucks you guys are screwing all the riders between Healy and Edgebrook to get to their work in Lake County at an appropriate time. Myself and many others work in Libertyville and have depended on the 8:09 train. Feels like a betrayal.

[Cloudy 🌥️ @oncIoud_e]

cops don't stop school shootings, they perform them

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

in america, if you don't say you love israel - either the police will beat you directly, or they'll wait around and watch as fascists gangs do it on the behalf of the state!

[Peggy Kusinski @peggykusinski]

As I reported on @ESPN1000 just now… the shooting at Guaranteed Rate Field during a #WhiteSox game was indeed an accidental discharge by one of the women “grazed” by the bullet. She reportedly snuck the gun in past metal detectors hiding it in the folds of her belly fat.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Where were you when I rhymed Mansion with Wiscansin?

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

buying cool clothes that don't fit and i never wear is literally how i care for my mental health

[Jeff Tischauser @jeff_tischauser]

Ofc. James Shields, badge #12900

-24 allegations of misconduct (more than 84% of other officers)
-10 use of force reports (more than 83% of other officers)
-these records only go to 2018 https://t.co/y91QxsUB4n

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

I was on tour in Chicago this weekend and told 5,000 people not to vote for Vallas bc you can’t trust a Greek man in a position of power not to embezzle and sexually harass his female subordinates, so I feel personally responsible for this result

[Saquon Berklee @welostnathan]

couldn’t figure out who she reminded me of all these years then it clicked

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

On the 6th day of Soxmas…

RETWEET for a chance to win an autographed Tim Anderson bat.

[Isaac Rowlett @IsaacRowlett]

Milwaukee, 1940s & 2020

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

im built different (badly)