Danny Slabaugh

Humorous takes on pop culture, sports, joy of middle management, & life in the Midwest. Will interject offensive, distasteful opinions as often as possible.

[Danny Slabaugh @DanSlabaugh]

I scored 5 out of 5 on this quiz. Think you can beat me? Click Here! https://t.co/LLaRmyNeEz

[Danny Slabaugh @DanSlabaugh]

@producer_ai slide me an invite?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Hall of Famer and Cubs stalwart Ryne Sandberg wasn’t just a great baseball player – he was a class act who never cheated the game. Everyone in Chicago – including White Sox fans – will miss him deeply.

[Bruce Levine @MLBBruceLevine]

Ian Happ is not going on IL !

[Navy Athletics @NavyAthletics]

The longest weather delay in college football history is 5 hours and 27 minutes set last year between Purdue and Virginia Tech. We are at a little over 4 hours and 30 minutes right now. College football history just might happen tonight (we pray that it doesn't)

[Capital Gazette @capgaznews]

New era of Navy football dawns Saturday with debut of the Wing-T offense https://t.co/cv3fe5mgc6

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

sWeep

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

Confuse future archeologists by burying your pets in elaborate military uniforms.

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

Cubs losing by 1-run followed by Hard Knocks Episode 2 being delayed:

[Danny Slabaugh @DanSlabaugh]

RT @NavyAthletics: Mark your calendars📅

@NavyFB Fan Fest will be Saturday, August 3rd at Navy-Marine Corps Memorial Stadium! Bring the who…

[George Van Antwerp @gvanantwerp]

I’m realizing in this extreme heat that there’s four types of people
- Time to go running
- Good time to go to crowded things since less people will be out
- Where’s the closest pool, lake or beach
- I can’t leave the house
(Many people fall in the last due to age or condition)

[Danny Slabaugh @DanSlabaugh]

Check out "Shooting Star" by MUNA on Amazon Music. https://t.co/hMf5vhioA2

[Danny Slabaugh @DanSlabaugh]

I'm as old as President Gerald Ford was the day his presidency ended. https://t.co/0xd17YBO4m #ExactlyAsOld

[Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal]

So well-deserved.

[Reuters @Reuters]

ICYMI: ‘In Bruges’ stars Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson presented their new film ‘The Banshees of Inisherin’ at the Venice Film Festival #Venice79

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

I mean, it's amazing that twitter attacking comedians for making jokes here about last night don't see that they're doing the same shit Will did last night. When people take jokes literally, society is just over.

[Timothy Burke @bubbaprog]

VIA JAPANESE TELEVISION: The uncensored exchange between Will Smith and Chris Rock

[Paul Feig @paulfeig]

Someone should invent an alarm clock where the alarm is the sound of a dog about to throw up. Because nothing wakes me up and gets me out of bed faster than that.

[Joe Sheehan @joe_sheehan]

Let's eliminate two words from the English language. I pick "what" and "about."