Dan Stanley

[Dan Stanley @DanStanley2017]

PARTICLE HARASSMENT 68 TOTAL

You are the owner of
your children at Lockheed Martin.

If you are having me do all of this COUNTER TERRORISM WORK for you, can you at least allow me to work inside of an OFFICE while earning a SALARY,

and eat THREE MEALS A DAY?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Exactly

[Dan Stanley @DanStanley2017]

Orbs give people cancer.
Orbs blind people.
Orbs cause massive car accidents on the freeways, over 80 cars crashing at once.

When harmful people are killed, what happens to their orbs?

Are you gathering them to avoid particle harassment?

https://t.co/UIHG5R7fzq

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

They are such liars!

[Wilfred Reilly @wil_da_beast630]

The original frame for the US-AID debate was: "Evil space Nazi Elon Musk killed 14,000,000 people!!!"

*I and others pointed out that this is not possible, given that the global death rate only increased by 100k between 2024-25, and is expected to grow at ~that pace near future.

*Citizens then started pointing out that the cuts may have directly killed a few hundred people, and named some of them. In response, more rightist writers like @arctotherium42 noted that they also saved some lives, by decreasing the pool of fungible money used to foment violence in the LDC world. Notably, the cuts also saved billions of dollars.

Good or bad, in sum? THAT debate is interesting. But, getting there specifically required moving past the "14 million" sort of nonsense.

[Dan Stanley @DanStanley2017]

AQI = Air Quality Index

https://t.co/UrYTFjDkbO

[Dan Stanley @DanStanley2017]

Abubakar Shekau:

1. Ya corte otro palo
2. Ya corte otro palo
3. Ya corte otro palo
4. Ya corte otro palo
5. Ya corte otro palo

Q; are you threatening me when you cut down the trees?

A: si, para que te dé miedo.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Exactly

[Palmer Luckey @PalmerLuckey]

At least 1,200 people died of heatstroke in France last Wednesday, mostly elderly people indoors.

Even crazier, about 70,000 Europeans die from the same every year, akin to a bi-weekly 9/11. Eurobros, please vote for leaders who will let you open your windows and install A/C!

[Dan Stanley @DanStanley2017]

LOL

[The Conservative Alternative @OldeWorldOrder]

@HouseGOP Time to invoke the Communist Control Act.

Marxism is an enemy ideology, and it needs to be treated as such.

[Dan Stanley @DanStanley2017]

Abubakar Shekau

[Dan Stanley @DanStanley2017]

@DimaZeniuk @gimchungly20303 Got it.

[Dan Stanley @DanStanley2017]

@elonmusk Change the voters, change the country.

Independently is good.

[Dan Stanley @DanStanley2017]

@elonmusk @ryanwang First, performance gains—inference latency will decrease and tokens generated per second will increase, allowing users to experience faster and smoother responses.

[Dan Stanley @DanStanley2017]

@elonmusk @ryanwang “software extreme optimization”

[Dan Stanley @DanStanley2017]

LOL

[voided intern @voidedintern]

Elon Musk reveals the moment his son Saxon left an entire sushi restaurant speechless

"I was living in L.A., and I took my older boys out for lunch to Sugarfish, which is a very kind of uptight sushi restaurant. In fact, on the menu of the restaurant, it says, do not ask for soy sauce, because the chef has put the right amount of soy sauce."

"So, like, extremely strict sushi restaurant. And so the waiter is going around asking everyone what they want and then it comes to Saxon and Saxon says I'll have a cheeseburger."

"And the waiter takes a moment to recover because no one ever asked for a cheeseburger at this very strict sushi restaurant. It took him like 30 seconds to realize he'd just been asked for a cheeseburger, because you're not even allowed to ask for soy sauce."

"So then when he finally recovered, he said, we don't have cheeseburgers. And Saxon goes at the top of his voice, what? Like, what kind of restaurant doesn't have cheeseburgers? He says, fine, I'll have a hamburger."

[Jon Erlichman @JonErlichman]

Elon Musk turns 55 today.

Here are 55 milestones.

Age 54: world's first trillionaire
Age 54: takes SpaceX public
Age 54: SpaceX acquires xAI
Age 54: releases Grok 4
Age 53: launches Robotaxi service
Age 53: xAI acquires X
Age 53: catches Starship booster
Age 53: unveils Cybercab
Age 53: first private spacewalk
Age 53: Colossus supercomputer
Age 52: first Neuralink implant
Age 52: launches Grok
Age 52: rebrands Twitter as X
Age 52: founds xAI 
Age 51: launches first Starship
Age 51: buys Twitter
Age 50: flies first all-civilian crew
Age 50: unveils Optimus robot
Age 49: wins NASA moon contract
Age 48: launches crew to orbit
Age 48: ships Tesla Model Y
Age 48: unveils Cybertruck
Age 48: launches Tesla Megapack
Age 47: first Starlink satellites
Age 46: launches Falcon Heavy 
Age 46: unveils Tesla Semi 
Age 45: starts Boring Company 
Age 45: opens first Gigafactory 
Age 45: founds Neuralink 
Age 45: unveils Solar Roof 
Age 45: reflies Falcon 9 
Age 44: reveals Tesla Model 3 
Age 44: lands a rocket booster
Age 44: co-founds OpenAI 
Age 44: ships Tesla Model X 
Age 43: unveils Powerwall 
Age 43: launches Tesla Autopilot 
Age 41: opens first Superchargers 
Age 40: ships Tesla Model S 
Age 40: Dragon reaches ISS 
Age 39: Dragon reaches orbit 
Age 39: takes Tesla public (IPO) 
Age 38: Falcon 9 first flight 
Age 37: Falcon 1 reaches orbit 
Age 36: ships first Tesla Roadster 
Age 35: co-founds SolarCity 
Age 32: co-founds Tesla 
Age 31: sells PayPal to eBay 
Age 30: founds SpaceX 
Age 30: takes PayPal public 
Age 27: founds X dot com
Age 27: sells Zip2 to Compaq 
Age 24: co-founds Zip2 
Age 19: sells PCs in dorm
Age 12: codes video game Blastar

[Blake Scholl 🛫 @bscholl]

Build the future you want to live in.

[Blake Scholl 🛫 @bscholl]

Boom! We cracked it! Today we are introducing Boomless Cruise—supersonic flights up to 50% faster with no audible sonic boom.

We quietly (har har) demo'd this on XB-1's first supersonic flight—three times actually. 🧵👇

[김충례 @gimchungly20303]

Happy birthday to you 🎉🎊
✨️✨️Elon musk 1971.6.28🎊🎉

[Mars University @MarsUniversityX]

Elon Musk predicts AI compute in space could become cheaper than terrestrial AI far sooner than most people expect....possibly within just 2–3 years

“Space has this advantage that it’s always sunny. I actually think that the cost of AI and deploying AI in space will drop below the cost of terrestrial AI much sooner than most people expect.

I think it may be only two or three years before it is actually lower cost to send AI chips to space than it is on the ground. Because in space you don’t need much in the way of batteries because of it’s always sunny.

And the solar power you’re gonna get at least five or more times the solar power you get in space versus the ground because you don’t have atmospheric attenuation or a day-night cycle or seasonality.

Ans in Space you don’t need heavy glass or framing to protect space solars from extreme weather events.

So as soon as the cost to orbit drops to a low number it immediately makes extremely compelling sense to put AI in space.”

[Dan Stanley @DanStanley2017]

@MarsUniversityX So many different satellites 👍🏻