Dan the Squid

if someone calls me dan the man one more time imma eat their ass. he/him BLM

[Dan the Squid @DanTheSquid]

@50d0Mi1E In Spanish it’s called “un bruto”

[dạ quyên 🌙🌺 @J0ymoder]

Amazing things r happening in vietnamese dragshows

[WildEyedDuck @WildEyedDuck]

Excuse the brainrot

[𝔞𝔭𝔦𝔣𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔶 🪩 @dragraceher]

Morphine Love Dion's AS12 talent show:

[Dan the Squid @DanTheSquid]

@50d0Mi1E Mood

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

https://t.co/JsS2C31tel

[BUSSY QUEEN @_BussyQueen]

Rupaul: For this week's challenge, you'll be piloting a NASA space shuttle to the moon.
Nymphia: OMG! I've never even been on a plane!
Nymphia in Confessionals: Luckily, I have a PhD in Aerospace Engineering and spent the last 7 years on the International Space Station.

[Bryn🌟 @PandaPunch_]

as a society, we failed her:

[jword @josueagain]

i can’t

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

oh no

[Rateek 💤 @Rateekification]

trying to explain Carly Rae is not just the "Call me maybe girl"

[:/ @theshapeburns]

😭😭😭 crying at them seeing positive reactions and thinking “that’s not right!”

[Chongo (Professional Dingus)🐀 @ChongoTweet]

The CGI for the babies is funny enough but without context the end of this clip made me lose my mind

[Wari Funni @Zari_Wari]

Some random fellow: Yooo look who's at dollar general

Dame Da Ne Guy: EEEEYYIIIKKESS!!! Reserve your Judgment, this Ishin what it looks like!! It's j-j-j-just...hon-Money is Baka Mi-Tight right now, okay!?!?

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

anyone who’s impressed by this barks at their own reflection

[EDEN🥥 @sugarcollars]

LMFAOOO

[Brooklyn World @quadspawning]

Resident Evil 7 cutscene

[Dan the Squid @DanTheSquid]

Girl this is bayonetta