Daniel Hendrix

GOLF WANG

[Daniel Hendrix @DanWaldoHendrix]

@SethMacFarlane automatic weapons have been banned since 1989. They should ban Heroin too.

[Joey Tony Cione @jcione31]

"North Ave is lit" starter pack:
*lives 25+ miles from Chicago*
*$9.99 svedka fifth*
*under age drinking ticket*
*gets on wrong train*

[Daniel Hendrix @DanWaldoHendrix]

@Croobar tell em

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

I hear he's on Facebook https://t.co/17DTQQupNL

[Bambu DePistola @BambuDePistola]

The Philippine People Are Under Attack from Washington -- and Their Own Government https://t.co/e9kidn4Jlz via @theworldpost

[Daniel Hendrix @DanWaldoHendrix]

@DianneEtrata https://t.co/GPYRbEdDtx

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

My wife cries at absolutely anything. I mean, ANYTHING. So i started writing the reasons down because reasons.

[Daniel Hendrix @DanWaldoHendrix]

@DJYELLABOOTYAZZ the cars that "are not made with chopsticks" are the ones brokedown on the side of the road because they are pieces of shit

[Daniel Hendrix @DanWaldoHendrix]

These mfs schemein but I can adapt #wontholdmeback

[Daniel Hendrix @DanWaldoHendrix]

@EmilyRoseBo that guy looks like Jesus Christ

[Daniel Hendrix @DanWaldoHendrix]

I need this money like the ring I never won

[Daniel Hendrix @DanWaldoHendrix]

@jackjohnson #FarmAid30 Jack your still the best

[Daniel Hendrix @DanWaldoHendrix]

@EmilyRoseBo just walk up and in a deep voice go "A YO LET ME SPIT IN YO BUTT" it works every time

[Daniel Hendrix @DanWaldoHendrix]

@EmilyRoseBo shanty rode me smooth as my Mercedes ride #ruhh

[Daniel Hendrix @DanWaldoHendrix]

@stevetusch21 i will also ignore the fact that you fact checked me with the Huffington post article all though it was a good read

[Daniel Hendrix @DanWaldoHendrix]

@stevetusch21 so I leave you with this 10 out of 10 people die. I want to die with a new york strip steak in my belly

[Daniel Hendrix @DanWaldoHendrix]

@stevetusch21 and now the fda is poisoning all of our food with steroids fluoride and hormones anyway which is causing cancer

[Daniel Hendrix @DanWaldoHendrix]

@stevetusch21 not all meat is unhealthy for you fish and skinless chicken and Turkey are very lean and low cholesterol meats

[Daniel Hendrix @DanWaldoHendrix]

@stevetusch21 we share characteristics with herbivores but we also cook our food so a human diet is not really comparable

[Daniel Hendrix @DanWaldoHendrix]

@stevetusch21 humans are most comparable to herbivores but we have evolved to omnivores. Some humans crave meat.

[Daniel Hendrix @DanWaldoHendrix]

@stevetusch21 bears don't have heart disease and they eat meat all the time