Dan.

I used to be a eligible bachalor but never had a million dollar boat.. Instragram.. Dan_Burke03

[Dan. @Dan_Burke03]

@mufcmark__ @BhaHarvey @callum_holley you

[Dan. @Dan_Burke03]

@callum_holley @oliviajessica_ @joooooe_ @dreamchaserx__ I believe we never got to see who won as the Wii would turn itself off 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Dan. @Dan_Burke03]

@seetickets Hi, I ordered a VIP table tonight and need the tickets for glitterbox. Please help..

[Dan. @Dan_Burke03]

@TheCrystalMaze Funniest episode ever.

[Dan. @Dan_Burke03]

@EalingCouncil Who do I contact in regards to damage to property from a public tree?

[Dan. @Dan_Burke03]

@EalingCouncil Hello, a tree fell and damaged my car, who do I contact about this?

[Dan. @Dan_Burke03]

@myhermes hi I've sent a private message with my details, you might need to follow me to get it

[Dan. @Dan_Burke03]

@myhermes thanks for not delivering the order I ordered on the 14th, Christmas will be so great without presents.

[Dan. @Dan_Burke03]

@SkyHelpTeam Tried to but got a really rude member of your team who wasn't cooperative at all,he wasn't a manager so maybe you guys can help

[Dan. @Dan_Burke03]

And then the guy we was talking has the cheek to get angry, I don't know how people deal with @SkyUK #sky please help get our number back!!

[Dan. @Dan_Burke03]

They said they can't get our number back that we've had for 25 years! Now we have to fly over to her and change it, worst company ever #sky

[Dan. @Dan_Burke03]

The worst thing is that my Nan, who's in a retirement home in Ireland, has our home number on speed dial and now can't call us @SkyUK #sky

[Dan. @Dan_Burke03]

How poor is this, went to cancel @SkyUK but decided against it and then they deleted our home number and broadband... #sky @MissKerry_B

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

2 of the messages on my birthday card. The one on top is from the series producer. And the one below from his boss.

[Dan. @Dan_Burke03]

#england Another shit kit.

[Dan. @Dan_Burke03]

@ITVChase what a show today.

[My West London @mywestldn]

Friends of Northolt stabbing victim Rory Anderson say he 'brought laughter to us' https://t.co/7QNo2EXypk

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Khalisee's house. And car.

[Dan. @Dan_Burke03]

@asimkhadri @dan_burke03 You should of seen the Simpsons mix up last night lol, that bob guy was in it too lol, I bet you love it!

[Dan. @Dan_Burke03]

@asimkhadri @dan_burke03 You telling me you didn't watch Family Guy or American Dad at night?! Lucky it's going over to ITV2..