joe

“Your looks are a 2 but your personality is an 8 which basically means you’re a 10”

[joe @joooooe_]

♥️

[ً @TEMPLOXCX]

𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄: [𝐀 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃]

[Pluto✧*.+･ﾟ⚢ @ceaslesswatcher]

i have to force myself not to make this an auto response every single day

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This is magic

[mike @mikeofficial]

When someone is like ugh sorry my hair is greasy it’s like seriously thanks for apologizing. We were all thinking about it and it’s actually making me sick

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

Oasis: Don't Look Back In Anger

Me:

[Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely]

WHAT THE FUCK? I’ve just gone into fucking Sainsbury’s and the beans are EIGHTY QUID?!

[joe @joooooe_]

@_RickiLee @NicoleDesland @Colorintechorg You have three seconds

[Luis! @LuisFernandoPHL]

My religious parents when they found out Roald Dahl wrote about witches

[joe @joooooe_]

@_RickiLee @JeffBezos @kelseyhightower @McDonalds @loislaneuk Suzy jokleman

[Rup Walker @rupinjapan]

Cannot stand that Dolmio family. Eating our human food with their revolting felt mouths

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

"Then you turn the calculator the other way. Boobs"

[joe @joooooe_]

@SuellaBraverman Not enough options though you scumbag

[TechInformed @TechInformed]

Is E-mail Dead? The exhibit displayed at @DesignMuseum in collaboration with @Mailchimp has us in a debate about the future of the mailing medium.

From acceptance letters to breakups to top-secret defense blueprints, email has seen us through it all, but have we grown apart?

[joe @joooooe_]

@_dealjr That’s the one, thaaanks ✌🏼

[joe @joooooe_]

@_dealjr hello soz, where’s the photo of your side profile gone I need to show my hairdresser please and thanks

[joe @joooooe_]

what do you think?

[joe @joooooe_]

@MonopolyPhonic Sold

[It's Richard Stott @TheRstott]

Saw a thing where people where sharing embarrassing work stories and a girl said when she got her first waitress job, someone ordered champagne and she thought it was standard to shake and spray the bottle at everyone like an F1 driver as that's the only reference she had.