Dan Cabrera

Cookie enthusiast, professional napper, Twitter bio-haver, and originated the role of The Tree in Ms. Johnson's Pre-School Players' 'Waiting for Godot.'

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WATERWORLD premiered on this day in 1995. While not specifically stated, some think the movie is set in 2500. This is ridiculous. No way humanity will survive until then. @Criterion, don't wait to add this important film to your collection.

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WATERWORLD (1995), a future documentary on environmental collapse, premiered 27 years ago but it's still not in the @Criterion Collection. @Sen_JoeManchin, you seem to be okay with helping the environment, maybe you can work your magic?

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Given the summer the West is having, should @Criterion add FIRESTORM (1998) to its collection? Ha, yeah right. It's WATERWORLD (1995) or nothing!

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Waterworld premiered 25 years ago today. Think of how much more sea levels will rise in the next 25 years. @Criterion isn't now the perfect time to add this important film to your collection?

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Parks sure are empty. #SocialDistancing

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https://t.co/aD0QLXiBjQ

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@bdelcastle You've probably known about this for ages but I wanted to say hi: https://t.co/nW0YCrj7kn

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@MateoBrownero It is, basically (it even says so in Wikipedia). Also, Twitter is bad at notifications.

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Every so often I realize ‘Lion King 1-1/2’ is a remake of ‘Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead’ and wonder what’s wrong with me.

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It’s the 23rd anniversary of Kevin Costner’s epic ‘Waterworld.’ @Criterion , please don’t wait another 23 years to add this classic cautionary tale to your collection, because by then we’ll all be under water anyway.

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Very upset cults haven’t tried to recruit me.

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The perfect response for practically every New York Times headline these days is either “Oh shit” or “Yeah, no shit.”

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But Earth really made a comeback with its song on the soundtrack to that Luc Besson movie, The Professional.

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Though Earth’s next album of duets with Water wasn’t great. The sound was a little muddy.

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I love Earth, Wind & Fire but if you’ve never heard their solo records you should check them out, especially “Earth Tones.”

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Today is air traffic controllers least favorite day. #maydaymayday

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Really, Shazam? This is the album you choose?

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Hello climate change is not fixed so I’m back to regularly pleading with @Criterion to please add the Kevin Costner Hollywood epic WATERWORLD (1995) to serve as a reminder and warning of humanity’s hubris thank you.

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There is a sub genre of videos of baby elephants getting stuck and then unstuck in mud. If you find any please send them to me okay thank you goodbye.

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Just once I'd like someone to talk to me the way Miss Piggy lovingly says "Oh, Kermy" to Kermit the Frog. Like, verbatim. I have a weird fetish.