Chris “every week is snark week” Dignes

Yung Sanna, Thor Jr., @tehdig ghostwriter, appositive, email first responder, most superlative. (Literally) all endorsements are opinions

[Chris “every week is snark week” Dignes @TehDig]

Welp, now we can all at least look forward to this idiot doming himself in a bunker in a couple years

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Only the AfD can save Germany

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

Pedophiles and private equity have ruined America and, more importantly, the New York Knicks home court advantage

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

don’t make us take this down, bro

[TripleZ @NotZ3Music]

Not all heroes wear a cape…. This dude is awesome.

[Chris “every week is snark week” Dignes @TehDig]

@greendragonhq @GregAbbott_TX

[Chris “every week is snark week” Dignes @TehDig]

@AriVoukydis No! No!!! https://t.co/6Ca63aHUdm

[Good Work @goodworkmb]

Palantir office speedrun

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Sorry but the Iranian government’s LEGO depiction of Kash Patel is fucking frying me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

the pitt video game actually looks pretty cool

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Adam Johnson @adamjohnsonCHI]

god I hate this faux populist bullshit. K-12 is also free for rich people, as are public parks, the fire dept, libraries etc. Study after study shows means testing is the quickest way to gut programs for the rich AND the poor because it erodes the public base of support.

[Daniel Kaihatsu (開発 妥仁得) @KaihatsuYT]

New favourite clip from Japanese news just dropped

[🤝 @xPeaceLandBread]

I’ve seen some fire fits in China but I’ve never seen a jacket this hard in my life

[Dictator @dictxtor_]

how it feels to spend 7 hours on computer instead of phone

[Leo Gao @nabla_theta]

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

[Monica Klein @MonicaCKlein]

New York’s population of wealthy New Yorkers rose after the two most recent income tax hikes.

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

[Peter Baker @peterbakernyt]

Jeff Bezos wealth in 2024: $194 billion

Jeff Bezos wealth in 2025: $215 billion

Jeff Bezos wealth today: $249.4 billion

Net increase in Bezos wealth since 2024: $55.4 billion

Cost of Bezos’s 417-foot superyacht: $500 million

Amazon investment in "Melania": $75 million

Original Bezos purchase price of the Washington Post in 2013: $250 million

Bezos net worth in 2013: $25.2 billion

Net increase in Bezos wealth since buying the Post: $224.2 billion

Last reported annual losses of Post: $100 million

Number of years Bezos could absorb those losses with what he makes in a single week: 5

@JeffBezos

[Chris “every week is snark week” Dignes @TehDig]

[Congresspeople removing their glasses in fraught consternation after the full and unredacted release of my files] Good god…he…he was in charge of nothing…no one listened to him…and he knew Republicans were Nazis the whole time…the greatest domestic terrorist of our time…

[Shibetoshi Nakamoto @BillyM2k]

japanese volleyball player makes the most genuine apology after accidentally hitting someone with his serve