@jack has such contempt for his platform's users that he seriously expects them to believe that he's selling to @elonmusk for any other reason than money. Both exactly the same. Egocentric, narcissistic cowards.
@Craig_Foster Please let Hakeem know when he gets home safely that we got him this as the airport but must have missed him. Happy to send it over if he'd like it ๐
@MBMBaM I was just on the tube laughing so hard at the latest episode that a couple quizzed me - "We have to know!" Told them about the old man at Justin's wedding, had them in stitches. #gj
I've been blocked by @WilliamShatner. The unkindest cut of all. In what way have I broken the prime directive Captain? Was it the end of sentence minor-key uptick? The quizzical eyebrow (and blue eyeliner)? The just too-tight uniform? Forgive me my sins - it's an homage, I swear.