Fisher

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[Ste Kirsopp @ste_kirsopp90]

I said maybeeeee 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Fisher @Dan_F23]

🦁🦁🦁

[Declan Rice @_DeclanRice]

Georgia Stanway Ballaaaaa🔥🔥🔥

[Fisher @Dan_F23]

It’s time @Bucks

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Ja Morant “couldn’t be more available” on the trade market, per @WindhorstESPN

[jaden @JadenAFC]

He ran into a killer

[Fisher @Dan_F23]

🦁🦁🦁❤️❤️❤️

[ben🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @bennufc_18]

I’m coming down with something they call World Cup fever, INGERLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Fisher @Dan_F23]

If she gets my barber shut down I shall be setting her on fire.

[Sarah Pochin MP @SarahForRuncorn]

There are 5 Turkish barber shops within a short walking distance of each other in Runcorn Old Town.

Whilst banks are closing, pubs are disappearing and shops are struggling, Turkish barbers are multiplying, taking over our precious high streets.

Why is no one asking questions about how these businesses are operating and whether they’re even legitimate?

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

It all worked out.

[Fisher @Dan_F23]

@Fredsmoo1 @LeilaniDowding @Keir_Starmer Fair enough they did change the recording system. However knife crime is definitely dropping we know from hospital admissions.

[Fisher @Dan_F23]

@Fredsmoo1 @LeilaniDowding @Keir_Starmer Anything of any substance to say Fred?

[Fisher @Dan_F23]

@DrCarlMortner @LeilaniDowding @Keir_Starmer Not everything mate. Shoplifting is increasing as usual when cost of living so high.

[Fisher @Dan_F23]

@Fredsmoo1 @LeilaniDowding @Keir_Starmer No they haven’t. All violent crime is dropping in this country and in the capital including knife crime.

[Fisher @Dan_F23]

@LeilaniDowding @Keir_Starmer It’s declining under his government are you gonna praise him for that?

[Kai Havertz @kaihavertz29]

Run it back.

[Fisher @Dan_F23]

@cocainebabes

[Fisher @Dan_F23]

Afroman what a guy. 👑

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Still D.R.E. but the beat is Otis

[promise #LLSOL❤️🕊 #LLCORBIN❤️🕊 @vespreken]

That Calafiori block