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You’re driving with the Driving Crooner baby

[ESPN @espn]

OKLAHOMA IS BACK ⚾

The Sooners return to the MCWS for the first time since 2022 👏

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@Rangers

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@Rangers you guys blow

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@Rangers you guys stink

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@Rangers you guys blow

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Corey Seager might be cooked

[Anjuli Pierce @anjulipie]

@boneGPT How are are your dopaminergic neurons doing?

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@Josh_Scoop This is the best Cody Drug ad yet. Good shit Josh

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@ParkerThune Good luck in the insurance game Parker! Journalism isn’t for everyone!

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How is Robert Garcia still employed?

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Joc is a clown

[Fryedaddy/Frito @shegone03]

I guess I just don’t understand @MLB players anymore.

After starting the 2026 MLB season 0 for 16 you finally get a hit that barely gets out and you act like this?

I mean he’s (49) for (282) for a (.174) batting average since the @Rangers signed him for $37,000,000!

Rumor has it that he’s worked with @Teacherman1986 and that would explain a lot!

#shegone
@notgaetti @BobFile @twuench @iamrags @billdubs @low_and_outside @Riffraff3232 @hittingguru7

[Fryedaddy/Frito @shegone03]

I guess I just don’t understand @MLB players anymore.

After starting the 2026 MLB season 0 for 16 you finally get a hit that barely gets out and you act like this?

I mean he’s (49) for (282) for a (.174) batting average since the @Rangers signed him for $37,000,000!

Rumor has it that he’s worked with @Teacherman1986 and that would explain a lot!

#shegone
@notgaetti @BobFile @twuench @iamrags @billdubs @low_and_outside @Riffraff3232 @hittingguru7

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Joc Pederson is a terrorist

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@FBI arrest Joc Pederson

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Not my captain. Aaron Judge stinks

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@SEC @OU_Athletics @NACDA @UofOklahoma

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Fuck you Mark DeRosa. Whole US team is a joke. Judge, Bregman, Buxton, BIG SHITTER should get booed in every stadium they walk into

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Bryce!!!!

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Feel bad for Yankee fans. Judge stinks