Dan Smethurst

Father of two beautiful kids, husband to a fantastic wife. Gadget lover, Arsenal fan, you'll find me in the gym or on the golf course!

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Call it “soft as fuck” if you want but one thing the World Cup always seems to do, almost as soon as it begins, is remind you that you’ll likely enjoy your life a LOT more if you welcome people in and try to have a laugh rather than being consistently aggy.

[Daniel Lismore @daniellismore]

Nigel’s poster is going viral

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[Candice Holmes @hol40900]

Owen Jones: Racists now think they're legitimate.
Because Farage gave them a script. Tommy gave them a signal. Musk gave them a platform.
Now Belfast burns. And they're acting surprised.
Don't be. 🎯🔥

[Ineluctable Chris @BoveFromAbove]

As much as Nigel would like it, never forget that...

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

He hates them being called the #FaragRiots
- can always share widely

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

@TiceRichard We will remember how they fought to stop people like you taking over their country.

[Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

Hi @Nigel_Farage, now you’ve decided to do media again, tell us about the £5m.

[afcstuff @afcstuff]

🗣️ “What do we think of Tottenham?”

Zohran Mamdani: “Sh*t! Congratulations to them for staying in the league, big achievement! You can’t get beat by Arsenal if you’re not playing Arsenal!” 🤣❤️

🎥 @pablofindsout

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

This really is Two-Tier Britain. Those who know how to respect a grieving family’s wishes, and those who don’t.

[LBC @LBC]

'How dare he pour flames on that, and bring all of this back?!'

Liz Webster, the mother of Henry Webster who was attacked in 2007, brands Nigel Farage 'the most irresponsible politician in Britain right now', after his comments on the murder of Henry Nowak.

[Stuzi 🐝🐝 @stuzi_pants]

In hiding for over a fortnight to swerve any scrutiny over his multitude of illicit donations but finally breaks cover to shit all over the express wishes of Henry Nowak’s family

You can set your watch by Farage’s pisswizardry

A stain on U.K. politics

[Dan Smethurst @Dan_Smethurst]

@PLCPolice @ElliotR1971 This is indeed sad news. Thanks for making me laugh on the regular!

[The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓 @MittensOff]

Who did this? 🤣🤣🤣#ReformUK

[TheBossRoss 🇪🇺 🧶 ❄ 📷 6x💉 @BettinaSRoss1]

So what happens when Reform take over your local council?

This.

#KentCountyCouncil

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Great thanks… tens of thousands of Arsenal fans gathered together in an outpouring of wondrous love on Tuesday night, including Muslims, Jews, Christians, Hindus, Sikhs, and nobody cared what colour or creed anyone was.

[Charles 🥷🏻 @AfcN5Charles]

This is still you btw. My advice to you is that you man up and make sure you take this banter that you started bc it has only just began.

You don’t live rent free in our head, it is actually vice versa. Don’t go about giving what you can’t take.

[PG 🏆 @GoonerGirl1969]

Now this is my favourite pic of the afternoon...🏆

[YankeeGunner 🏆 @YankeeGunner]

Here

https://t.co/hJnTb2c0I6