Dan Stauffer

PSU 2020 ➡️ UMich 2021 ➡️ 📍Bay Area

[Dan Stauffer @Dan_Stauffer16]

We were brought together by a shared love for Penn State, but we stand together one year later, held together by an even stronger love for one another—and that is what I will always remember. Thank you, Lion’s Paw… https://t.co/ghyIRXk5Ee

[Dan Stauffer @Dan_Stauffer16]

@bcull3r “Why Wordle Should Replace College Entrance Exams - How Knowledge of 5 Letter Words is a Better Predictor of Future Success than the SAT”

[Dan Stauffer @Dan_Stauffer16]

@ajuforamerica America could use President Bartlet’s secret plan to fight inflation right about now

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Teslarati @ResidentSponge We are

[Dan Stauffer @Dan_Stauffer16]

@mader__ #NFWNFSNFWDWWDBFLPMIER #IYKYK

[Nathaniel Rakich @baseballot]

6 out of 7 million is 0.0001%. That’s half as likely as your odds of getting struck by lightning.

[The Michigan Daily @michigandaily]

#BREAKING: U-M Board of Regents votes to discontinue investments in companies engaged in oil reserves, oil extraction or thermal-coal extraction. The Board committed to a net-zero investment portfolio by 2050.

[Dan Stauffer @Dan_Stauffer16]

Republicans:

[Senator Roy Blunt @RoyBlunt]

Last week, Sen. Hawley & I reintroduced our commonsense legislation to improve the safety of duck boats. 17 people tragically lost their lives at Table Rock Lake in 2018. The safety measures in this bill would prevent an incident like that from ever happening again.

[Dan Stauffer @Dan_Stauffer16]

@Squelch_Cataldi @jackfrank_jjf Tony Bradley drop the diet plan

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Tim Ryan goes off on GOP from the House floor and the world is better for it.

[Dan Stauffer @Dan_Stauffer16]

Joe Biden making sure we can all get vaccines in time for the Phillies playoff chase

[Kevin Liptak @Kevinliptakcnn]

Biden is announcing accelerated timeline on vaccines. He says US will have enough for every American by May. The previous timeline was end of July.

[Dan Stauffer @Dan_Stauffer16]

Oh, and of course, it’s unbelievably hypocritical to say that we need to restore faith & confidence in elections after sowing doubt in a fully free and fair one.

[Dan Stauffer @Dan_Stauffer16]

Calling legislation to expand voting rights, curb gerrymandering, reduce money in politics, and create new ethical standards for office holders “purely partisan” is a pretty clear indication that you don’t care about championing the right to vote - only winning re-election.

[Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick 🇺🇸 @RepBrianFitz]

This week, House leadership is putting another purely partisan bill on the floor—HR 1. At a time when we need to restore faith & confidence in elections, this legislation further erodes voter confidence. House leadership has taken no input from the minority on this matter. (1/4)

[Dan Stauffer @Dan_Stauffer16]

#THONpageant #TeamJasmine 🔵⚪️

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Here's the video Raskin played at the beginning of the trial. It's worth watching again, in full.

[Dan Stauffer @Dan_Stauffer16]

@kyleemcguigan One word: chaos.

[Dan Stauffer @Dan_Stauffer16]

@b_havin1 “There’s always money in short positions on retailer stocks”

[Dan Stauffer @Dan_Stauffer16]

CNBC just keeps bringing on different member of the Bluth family and expecting us to feel sympathetic

[Dan Stauffer @Dan_Stauffer16]

Hi, yes - I’d like to propose that the Reddit investors coordinate vaccine distribution from here on out.

[Dan Stauffer @Dan_Stauffer16]

Imagine being Janet Yellen. It’s your first day as treasury secretary, and you have to deal with some redditors running up AMC and GameStop stock