Cults in WA:
- Birkenstock wearers
- Hydroflask owners
- 12th Man
- Literally all of Bellevue
- People who go to UW or WSU
- Coffee drinkers
- Anyone with a North Face or Patagonia jacket
- Vegans
- People who get mad when you use an umbrella https://t.co/6eqB2PXzUz