Dana Kampovsky

New Orleans Realtor & human with thoughts

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My friend explained to me what a ‘silent argument’ is and, more specifically, the silent argument she and her coworker are in and now the world has drastically changed for me.

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This cutie has a detached 1bed/1bath structure separated by a courtyard which is proof that romance is NOT dead, folks.

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@ElyKreimendahl This just described my life

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@ShurleyRobert @pdxwildflowers @KyleSimchuk @KREM2 Say it louder for the people in the back.

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@funder I have never been so impressed.

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@Delta Roasted.

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Everyone: “what’s up!?”
Nobody: “the sky!”
Me: “…tHe SkY 🤗🤗🥴”

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@Stranger_Things how did you all find a mini @RobertDowneyJr ? I won’t sleep until someone agrees with me.

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@washingtonpost I stan

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A local’s city guide to New Orleans, including the best restaurants, bars, music and things to do.
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Someone needs to call @RobertDowneyJr to tell him his son is in season 4 @Stranger_Things

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I’m jealous of all of my clients homes.

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Minor flea scare on our poodle Larry Bird and my boyfriend/ dog baby daddy says “he was just an air flea & flea.”

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My only problem with Biggie Smalls is that I actually love sardines for dinner.

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@ARSimoneaux Are people eating less bananas?

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@ARSimoneaux At this current moment, I am aggressively eating a slice of pepperoni pizza.

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Luke Wilson looks like Tom Cruise and Owen Wilson had a baby

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@gutman_sarah It’s the abortions for me. You are a hero.

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@nowthisnews Imagine finding your beloved lost sunglasses like this

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@codonnell_Times @soledadobrien @TampaPD @TB_Times talk about an extreme response to a low inventory market. Oh, and glaringly blatant racism.