𝔻𝕜𝔼𝕚𝕄

𝓢𝓽𝓾𝓯𝓯 𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓻. 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮𝓻.

[𝔻𝕜𝔼𝕚𝕄 @DanaKeim]

Every time someone hits “reply-all” to a company-wide email an angel loses its wings

[Bach Bitch @windmillbabyboi]

Alexa, play driver’s license by olivia rodrigo #TheBachelor

[BACH🌹 @BachHo19]

Rachael: “The landing was a little rough”
#TheBachelor #Bachelor

[Lucy Ferut @LFerut4]

Matt: “my hearts going in the other direction”

Bachelor Nation:

#TheBachelor

[𝔻𝕜𝔼𝕚𝕄 @DanaKeim]

@lilbeckss Hope you’re okay Becky! Thinking of you

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

BREAKING: The trump campaign has approached the fly to replace Mike Pence on the ticket.

[𝔻𝕜𝔼𝕚𝕄 @DanaKeim]

Do you remembaaaa, the 21st night of Septembaaaa 🎶

[𝔻𝕜𝔼𝕚𝕄 @DanaKeim]

I wonder if the people that wear masks while driving alone wear them alone at home too 🤪🤔

[𝔻𝕜𝔼𝕚𝕄 @DanaKeim]

Company-wide email: “do not reply to this email

5 people hit “reply all” and send “OK” to everyone

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[𝔻𝕜𝔼𝕚𝕄 @DanaKeim]

You know you’re back in Elkhart when you see someone drinking straight out of a GAS CAN on the side of the road 😂😂

[𝔻𝕜𝔼𝕚𝕄 @DanaKeim]

Pretty sure DMV Employees find pleasure in not showing you your picture for your license when it’s bad 😂 #GeeThx

[𝔻𝕜𝔼𝕚𝕄 @DanaKeim]

Shout out to the FedEx at Walgreens for never sending or even scanning my package, and shout out to me for losing the receipt 🙃 LuVVvv it

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I almost passed out watching this. Wait for it.....wait for it.....

[aidan @1029pm_]

bro why tf did kids randomly just throw up in the middle of class during elementary school all the time

[𝔻𝕜𝔼𝕚𝕄 @DanaKeim]

Buns would be so much more simple

[𝔻𝕜𝔼𝕚𝕄 @DanaKeim]

why don't they make hamburgers in the shape of hot dogs? or hot dogs in the shape of hamburgers. things that keep me up at night..

[𝔻𝕜𝔼𝕚𝕄 @DanaKeim]

One of the worst things about having to wear a mask is not being able to do this little fake smile when you walk past people you don’t know/know well:

[𝔻𝕜𝔼𝕚𝕄 @DanaKeim]

@Fanipac ❤️ glad to be of service luv ❤️

[𝔻𝕜𝔼𝕚𝕄 @DanaKeim]

@Fanipac I just threw up in my mouth a lil

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

This woman teleports behind you and snaps your spine like a toothpick