Dan Ostman

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

Lost 2 pairs of new sunglasses in the last two weeks #fail @Voigtmander @SamanthaDubb

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

Seeing a pregnant girl at work makes me want to take my birth control @Voigtmander @laylamarie88

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

You can't be a booty call and then ask why I don't acknowledge your feelings #learntherules @SamanthaDubb @laylamarie88 @Voigtmander

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

Boozing up @Voigtmander @laylamarie88

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

Trip to aspen without throwing cash in #trustfund @laylamarie88 @Voigtmander

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

@laylamarie88 @mollywiggin miss you betch

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

Got limes? #raging @mollywiggin

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

Gorgeous day! Can't wait for dinner! Gossip! #Meangirls @mollywiggin @laylamarie88

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

Today will be a productive day! Hopefully with a drink or two on the side! @mollywiggin @laylamarie88

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

Molly!!!!

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

@laylamarie88 @Anfroman I've never seen so many geeks dress up as a comic book character #pathetic

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

@laylamarie88 you guys have matching bmw's. That's disgusting.

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

@Anfroman all girls and their friends are the same

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

@laylamarie88 you know what her c-class looks like and she knows what your bmw look like #richwhitegirlproblems

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

I burnt myself on my heated marble floors #whitegirlproblems @Anfroman @laylamarie88 @Voigtmander

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

@Anfroman teaching jackie how to tweet #pathetic

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

@laylamarie88 i never got your call #appleproblems

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

@laylamarie88 i got you chicken selects and you pass out on me #pathetic

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

@SamanthaDubb can we talk in another room #edinaproblems

[Dan Ostman @DanandJack]

@laylamarie88 Jackie doesn't come home tonight #cantbemeangirls